Teenage Mutant Ninja Tenants
You won’t even know they’re there
As soon as you wake up one morning, hearing a magnified voice shouting from outside of your house, that “this is the police, we’ve got the place surrounded!”, you’ll be deeply grateful for said … err, “guest room”. I promise! 😈
The police calling that tiktok guy who cleans septic tanks to drill me out of the years of caked up shit and piss
You get what you deserve to pouring oil down the drain!
i’m very concerned about your diet, especially with the caked up piss
to host your turtle friends for a pizza party! 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐀
I was typing out a question about what this is referencing, and then it occurred to me. Cowabunga, dude!
In a metroidvania platformer, that’s where you can find an health or weapon capacity upgrade. In a modern open-world FPS, that’s where you can acquire the sawn-off shotgun early on.
Unless you’re in Cyberpunk 2077 - then you’ll only get fans complaining that you used the wrong type of manhole covers in your game…
That was pretty funny though
IRL this is where you can go to get Staph infection.
Seven days, OP
I had such a crush on her when that movie came out.
Doorbell
Our house, in the middle of the street
A reddit repost from years ago?
Could there be a shittier post than a reddit repost of a literally shit hole in a shit apartment?
I love reposts, it lets me know who I can block for posting tired old shit because they’re not creative enough to contribute anything on their own, but would still like the validation and approval as if they did.
Ok. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nice comic strip. Especially as this one was unbeknownst to me. Thanks!
I love this strip, but I’m not sure it really applies to “dude has a manhole cover in his house.”
I was pointing out that reposts aren’t reposts for everyone and some new people enjoy old posts fresh.
Dude, you’re on a shitpost community. I think you might be taking it a tad serious.
Must be nice to be roommates with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
“why does the hall always smell like a sewer?”
Cowabunga!
What is the black stuff on the bottom of the lid?
I’m thinking mold - fed by the sewer.
I think it’s just fart
Barbarian (2022)
But I’m genuinely curious what that is. Doesn’t look like a city manhole cover, which would have some identifying markings on it.
Well, my danish brothers in the thread seem to think it’s either a portal to the abyss or a well.
Mom: Honey, we have ninja turtles at home you can watch any time you want, we don’t need to go see the movie.
Don’t leave us hanging OP. Open it.
There is no OP only Zuul!
