That’s fair. I’ll concede that I thought they were originally asking a sincere question. People can have eclectic senses of humor, and I admit I don’t always get them.
That’s fair. I’ll concede that I thought they were originally asking a sincere question. People can have eclectic senses of humor, and I admit I don’t always get them.
It took you more time to do all that than it would’ve taken to answer the question like a decent human being.
Goddamn, it ain’t just his face, even his voice is punchable.
Thanks for doing this. I’m deleting this spam and banning the account.
… To have HOT ALIEN SEX!!!
I feel like that qualifier makes the decision easier for some. That and the low number of volunteers required would definitely trigger FOMO and people would sign up more quickly.
You want to look up “call screening services”. I’m afraid I can’t help more than that, since I personally have never used any.
Op has been banned for this post. I’m doing my part!
I default to everyone sounding like Macho Man Randy Savage.
Because almost everyone has a fuckin random ass freckle somewhere.
Trolling or not, I’m not dealing with this nonsense. It gets out of control very quickly, so I’m nipping it in the bud whenever it shows up. Everyone, please report such comments as a rule 5 violation.
Goddamn, op. This is so shit that you’ve ruined humor for me today. Bravo.
Nah this is just trying to rationalize being a dick to your fellow human being who’s trying to park. The employee making min wage isn’t caring that the carts are further, it just means they can waste more time per trip.
If you actually wanted to do something against the corporation, you shop somewhere else.
For anyone unfamiliar, curing is a term for using salt and other ingredients to preserve/season food. The salt removes moisture, decreasing the ability for spoilage-inducing microbes to spread. Salmon is often cured to make it last longer.
I think that’s enough explaining of the joke, you get the rest.
duck confetti
🦆🎉?
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
My dude I’m not going to explain comedy to you. It isn’t objective or universal. If you don’t find it funny, that’s okay. This comic ain’t for you.
I’m not the author or an expert or anything. But I’m fairly sure the joke is about how his license expired and she just made him realize she’s a witness to murder.
Or, maybe, it’s a joke.