I had one back in the 90s and used it to record a fart and play it back, to the amusement of my friends.

The ridiculous, videogamesque barrel ride pulled me out of the Hobbit completely. I just couldn’t take the movies seriously after that.

Can we not do the Reddit thing, where we pretend we’re all shut-ins and social outcasts for some reason? I got sick of idiots making the same tired joke of “hurdur, what is sex, we’re Redditors” in every thread, and frankly I don’t want the same sentiment here.

A diss from beyond the grave, this is some top notch stuff.

Sheesh, tell me about it, just about every quirk of my personality turns out to be an ADHD symptom in the end.

Is your brother named Freddy perhaps?

I miss goofy email forwards, today’s boomers post racist shit on Facebook.

Self-Hosting? What happened to saving things onto a hard drive?

I always have at least three if not four layers of clothing - easier to take off a layer than shiver.

Deck PCs combine the worst of both worlds, they are too cumbersome to be a proper handheld, and too underpowered to compete with desktop PCs.

Try having multiple expensive, time consuming hobbies. Gazes at unfinished minis and drawer filled with whips and sex toys

Personalised my foot. When I browsed youtube logged into my google account all I got was generic TV ads for womens hair care products. I am a bald male.

Top day is bottom day as well

The second saves water at the expense of your dignity.

You can subscribe to YT channels on NewPipe, not to mention you have bookmarks and RSS feeds.

Just get a purse, you can then also store some other things as well.

I can interact with actual people and not get swarmed with ads and botted traffic.

God, the “PC master race” hype is just pathetic now. Spend your life savings so you can play a 10 year old console port that runs like dogshit.

At least you have Steam sales so you can buy games that you won’t play.

We’re not going to liberate you. You brought this upon yourselves.

The husband joins in, eagerly.