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I was a spooky castle guy, myself. I also played Maniac Mansion so it tracks.
643·12 hours agoMe, realizing she was flirting with me at that party 15 years ago.
Actually he just had an exam coming up.
1·1 day agoBut this rectangle is newer than the other rectangles, therefore it’s good!
They install cameras and sell the feed access to the highest bidder.
They force you to watch a 30 second ad for each wad of toilet paper used
You can pee for free, but pooing requires you to sign up with your email address and credit card.
You get regular notifications informing which of your friends are pooing nearby.
Invite 3 friends to get 1 month premium pooing for free.
Get an ultra yearly subscription and you get a frosted glass cubicle for enhanced privacy (camera feed remains in cubicle)
A Turkish roll with hummus, sardines in oil, and shredded slaw
Her name was Margaret Thatcher and you ought to show some respect for the UKs first demonic prime minister
You could save money on circumcisions by beaming your foreskin out into space
Could I theoretically lock onto the poop in my lower intestine and the piss in my bladder and beam them out of myself so I don’t have to go to the toilet?
57·3 days agoThe logic of it being for propulsion falls apart one they leave the tunnel and no longer have anything to push on.
161·4 days agoMost of them are sitting or laying down
Bruh I’m a software architect but I don’t know how to code competently in any language.
7·5 days agoAre you sure it was a cruise ship and not some sort of squid game shit? Because that sounds like actual torture.
Just tie it up right next to a diesel oil freighter and let it bask in the London Thames for a bit.
Russian does, because the rising intonation is the only thing that differentiates a statement from a question in many cases. Eg “You a good driver.” Vs “You a good driver?” Both are grammatically correct, and only the intonation makes it a question.
Vietnamese doesn’t really rise at the end of the question unless that’s the way the last word is anyway. Some questions end with a low sound. Some questions are evident by a small word cluster (sounds like “Fai La”) after the subject but before the object that basically mean “this is a question and not a statement.” Or “I’m asking not telling”