Holy shit if these people get anymore cult like they’re going to move to South America and kill themselves.
Dont threaten me with a good time.
- Elon fans, probably
Man, we should be so lucky.
I’ll buy the Flavor-Aid.
This is just normal to people that grew up around evangelicals. Those nut jobs are everything they hate, but pump out kids as a way to be immortal.
Well, good news:
The Journal article notes that Musk has attempted to get all the various members of his “harem” to congregate in a compound that he recently had built in Austin, Texas. However, most of the women seem to have expressed disinterest in this (https://gizmodo.com/it-certainly-looks-like-elon-musks-legion-of-kids-is-bigger-than-anyone-imagined-2000590199)
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he won’t ruin south-america
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his “harem” is not giving up without a fight
trying to be a mormon,
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I’m not even Christian, but I’m starting to believe this guy is the anti-christ
Sounds like the kinda guy you want in charge of all of America’s sensitive information.
The important thing is that he’s not batshit insane.
You can tell because of the way that he is.
That’s pretty neat!
14 kids and no family.
Even his AI generated kids hate him
💯☝️
I’m not going to have a lot of sympathy for anyone who lets that guy put his dick in them.
Well apparently he doesn’t do that, news outlets are saying that all of his kids are from ivf.
Since Leon and Zuck killed factchecking, there is nothing stopping me from believing this.
If he denies it I think he should just show us dick. SHOW US YOUR FREAK DICK ELON
Put it up on the board next to hunters, and give mtg a laser pointer.
POST HOG POST HOG POST HOG POST HOG OR STFU YOU FUCKING WEIRD LITTLE CREEP
If I can get someone to yell this at this mother fucker I will die happy
Probably but Azealia Banks is a bit insane and I doubt she’s ever had more than a passing (positive) interaction with Grimes.
People are saying it’s because Elon was born intersex and the male gender affirming surgery they had rendered his pecker non-functional. People are saying this a lot.
Tremendous people, the best people.
Would explain a lot
Not even if it was with a turkey baster.
What about a stress ball, a 9-iron, and a jar of mayo?
I see you’re also familiar with Dirty Mike and The Boys
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That’s called a soup kitchen.
Fore!
Hi, I’m Leon! But you can call me the neo-nazi kid :D
I’m a proud white guy from South Africa (14 y/o in spirit).
I’m currently trying to fuck up the world and spread my genes hoping to be the new Hitler some day!
Do you want to have my kid? Haha just kidding. Unless…
*Elon
*possiblyleon127
I’m bad but the bar is in hell (or 1940’s Germany)
SpElLChECk* a joke you don’t get
So this guy has time to be CEO of twitter, spacex, xai, starlink, tesla, boring company, head of DOGE and still has time to try to hook up with thousands of girls online? Something tells me CEOs are pretty useless if you can be running that many companies each week.
Yeah it’s more hilarious: he’s not hooking up with anyone, this is pure turkey baster going on.
Apparently Elmo was intersex at birth and the surgery to try and affirm male gender left whatever junk he had quite inoperable. At least people are saying this is the case.
Who even cares if rumors are founded? We’re just asking questions.
Source?
People are saying.
In the immortal words of Foghorn Lghorn,
“It’s a joke son.”
Or maybe it isn’t
Don’t forget he also doubled down on being in the top10 of PoE2 (which is ruled by nolife players that play 16 hours a day) yet he had the time to do that, I can’t understand why anyone would ever trust a word coming out of his mouth ever. Pathological liar with a massive ego, hopefully the target of the next Luigi
Haha I did forget about that already.
He doesn’t “hook up” with them
It’s ivf
He’s incapable of having sex. His penis is damaged
Source on that? I’ll believe you but I’d love to read up on that.
Also, he can do all that and more because he’s a drug riddled junkie. Won’t be long now till he overdoses
Unfortunately it is very difficult to overdose on ketamine.
That’s disappointing
Isn’t is used though in anesthesia? I thought it was quite dangerous, actually
Did he add methamphetamines to his drug cocktail?
“Meth-and-ketamines”
Well, he fancies himself a Nazi and Nazis certainly fancied meth.
Everyone fancies meth when it was available and people still yearn for it.
Pretty broad brush there, friend.
dear saint luigi: please please please end musk. and as many of his acolytes as possible.
But when they persisted in asking Him, He straightened up, and said to them, “Those who are without a billion among you, let them be the first to lay the basket and fasten the frame for the blade.”
Elon needs to die for the good of the human race
Him and the entire MAGA cult. Toss them all in a Tesla to the sun
Don’t need to toss the Tesla that far for it. Seven or so stairs should suffice hahaha.
Yeah, but then you have to deal with the environment impact. Just toss them in the sun. Lol
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Do I get it right that you suggest killing children because you want to see some shithead cry?
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Hitler had no known offspring. His relatives did, and those children decided to not have children so Hitler’s line would die out.
Tbh if they’re not direct descendents, his line is already gone. Otherwise, where do you draw the line? Is my 10th cousin 11 times removed part of my line?
I can imagine if Hitler was you uncle for example, you might consider your potential children part of his line.
They’re really not, but if the people involved are filled with extreme disgust as they probably are, I can see how they might see it differently.
What the fuck?
Probably a right wing troll
He has a trans daughter that fuckin hates him, I dont think it’s fair to kill the kids who had no choice in the matter, maybe the rest of them will hate him too.
No, killing children is bad
Inb4 you say something stupid about abortion like a lazy troll
Vivian Wilson deserves to live. Just because she has a shitty excuse of a father, doesn’t mean that his sins are hers to inherit. It is a choice of the children whether their parent’s beliefs live on.
Calm down Joffrey Baratheon
It must be said again.
There are no good billionaires. Every one of them is doing stupid shit like this while people starve to death, in public or in secret.
Even minding one’s own business while the world is as it is could be considered evil, with those kind of resources at their disposal
Even the likes of gates and warren aren’t good. Gates has been criticized by making it took expensive for those countries
This is giving The Office “I want to have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say no to being my friend.” energy
It’s really not funny TBH, it’s all tied to his views on eugenics (or whatever euphemism is used) and frankly horrific visions of the future he shares with a few lower profile billionaires.
It’s not, but I’ll make fun of him every chance I get bc he takes it really personally apparently.
Meanwhile, there’s his daughter that absolutely hates his guts
She’s an icon imo
A legion of children that hate him👍
He doesn’t give a shit, them loving him isn’t his goal
Organ harvesting is his goal.
Well now I’m starting to think that 4chan account might actually be his, how fun!
A Nazi who thinks he’s the Antichrist. What a fuckin world
Who “Christians” put in power, fucking delicious irony, what a bunch of ignorant, hateful assholes.
Who “Christians” put in power, fucking delicious irony, what a bunch of ignorant, hateful assholes.
That part is straight out of the Bible too
I know right!
Can’t say I’m surprised. Honestly, the Zionist Evangelicals who keep trying to start the Apocalypse would probably be happy.
This… might just be the craziest thing I’ve read since the election
Someone should totally try to catfish him, though. Sounds like it wouldn’t be all that challenging
This… might just be the craziest thing I’ve read since the election
We so far have:
- Trump turning the White House in a Tesla dealership
- Trump putting tarrifs on penguins, but not on Russia
- US warplans leaked because someone doesn’t know how to use his phone
- The US becoming a crypto bro.
- The US looking to invade Canada, Mexico, Panama, and Greenland while also looking to extort the rest of the fucking planet.
- The US stealing the Gulf of Mexico from Mexico.
Just to name a few. We are only 4 months into his term people. I’d say Elon humping everything that moves is just a regular tuesday.
I’m not disagreeing, it is in a lot of ways just a regular Tuesday, but just read this. It is much much crazier than Musk humping everything that moves. https://gizmodo.com/it-certainly-looks-like-elon-musks-legion-of-kids-is-bigger-than-anyone-imagined-2000590199
4 months into his term people
Uhh what? He started in end of January.
Its been 87 days or about 3 months. If we were to say how long he has left in his presidency it wouldn’t be wrong to just round up still and say 4 years.His term has covered 4 months so far… Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr.
Jan 20th to to April 17th
A lot of that stuff is tragic and hard to believe, and I agree with you that all of it happening at once is completely crazy. But to me this article illustrates a more granular and fundamental level of Elon’s psychology that’s deeply messed up. Though of course I can’t say I’m surprised that he behaves this way behind closed doors
he would probably have his army of handlers and lawyers crush you to death with court documents
What. THE.
FUCK.
I put it on archive.md for anybody that couldn’t see past the paywall like myself. (Sorry for the hijack but I wanted to see it quickly.) I’m not sure how everyone else is managing to read it for free tho.
“journalism these days is so shit”
He is feral as fuck.
Trap. Neuter. Release.
Release on mars
As if his sorry assed genetic material should be passed on. Why do all nazis assume they’re the “superior race”?
Because being white is the biggest accomplishment of their life
That’s not a compliment
If you have to beg and bully people into fucking you, you’re not part of anything superior.
“Please like me, everyone.”
- Musky
And he’s lying to these women. He keeps the ones he wants and doesn’t give a shit about the rest.
Not to be a spoil sport but rating how good it bad ANY genetic material is always feels icky to me. If we want to fully move away from eugenics, we need to stop its narrative even in case of garbage humans like musk, too.
I respect your position but have to disagree.
Trump, Musk ,and probably most of their circle come from families that have a strong inclination towards psychopathy. While there surely are ecological causes for this the probability of genetic causes supporting this are high.
Capitalism and before that feudalism has positively selected psychopaths for centuries. It’s time we stopped breeding people incapable of empathy.
Valid. Musk is garbage, his DNA has nothing to do with it & pivots from the main point; garbage people like him deserve no pity.
Inbreeding usually returns pretty ‘icky’ results as far as genetic damage is concerned.
Humans best trick is lying to themselves.
I’ve come to consider it a species glitch. More on this later.
Because they have nothing going for them. So they look at an old portrait of some long dead white dude who actually did something nice (like make music they never listen to, or wrote poetry they never read or understand) and say that this is all belongs to them.
It already passed on 13 times…
Still doesn’t mean it should’ve.
