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But like, you need to do the blow job first

I always liked “To whom it will shortly concern”

GAY

But they don’t use their eyes. If they used their eyes they would know that Earth is roughly spherical. Just like people have known for thousands of years

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I think the bongo only comes in after the kazoo part where it goes zzzZZZzZZZZZzzzzzzZZz

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You can tap the three-dots menu in webview -> Open in Chrome -> Share from Chrome. It’s not exactly intuitive to explain how or why to do it to non-technical people though. Annoying as fuck

They’re trash and always have been. They’re cheap toys for people who don’t know what tools are

A decisive victory for the dinosaurs, if memory serves

Why the fuck would anyone be offended lol. The British Museum will be offended when they have to give the stuff back, though

If it can’t get an encrypted timestamp signed by a particular private key then it knows it doesn’t know what time it is

Babies are actually pretty good communicators 🤓

My understanding of Anubis is that it just leads the crawler into a never-ending cycle of URLs

That’s not how Anubis works. You’re likely thinking of Nepenthes

We let the original customer, ~~~~, ride his ZX-11 RB Racing Intercooled EFI Turbo around the block and then disabled it as he was moving to Tennessee. He was amazed how “perfect” it was. We told him he could have the missing parts when he owned up to what he had done and pay for any losses we had. He was a coward and did nothing. He sold the bike to a friend of ours to avoid dealing with us, who paid us for the missing parts, getting a $17,000.00 motorcycle for $6,000.00.The bike ran 210 mph on it’s first pass at Maxton. The seller, ~~~~, was there to see “his Bike”. Last seen after collecting a large insurance settlement for being run over by a double dump truck/trailer in California, ~~~~ was chroming parts for pinball machines in Gallatin, TN…Does he have a chrome shop…no he doesn’t. We were happy to hear later on that he lost his left leg in another motorcycle accident…and were glad it was his left shifter leg. Acting as a middleman for chroming is safer than motorcycles for him. He used to laugh about how he was charging people $400.00 to ground one wire in a GPZ750 turbo ecm. Cosmic pinball got him. Karma. In the finality of this “what goes around comes around” ~~~~ hit a turkey vulture on a motorcycle in 2016 and was killed. We hope the turkey vulture survived.

Incredible levels of vitriol. I need to keep practicing

Straight to hell

78% of the air is nitrogen. Stop being a dick.

Great, start a chip company and start filling your bags with air.

You’ll learn quickly that there’s another predominant element in air besides nitrogen (surely it won’t matter though, it’s only 20.8%).

They are not filled with air, they’re typically filled with nitrogen

Yeah sort of like, “They are performing at a high level and carrying the team, let them get stats (==better contract)”

Right analogous in some contexts (American sportsball) to “Let him eat”