I can finally learn if he masturbates by fucking his hand holes or not!

I have some friends with family down there who reluctantly go to visit because it’s cheaper and easier for them to go down then for their family to come up.

I did the same, but also double checked the date to make sure this wasn’t some weird April fools that got missed

On the one hand, the risks associated with different modes of transport are incommensurate. A car that runs a red light can cause serious or even fatal injuries. A cyclist, on the other hand, is unlikely to cause the same degree of damage.

The fuck? They may not cause the same degree of damage, but they’re gonna get fucked up by a car that is following the law and has a green light if the two meet in an intersection…

This whole thing seems like it’s less a case of “bikers should run lights” and more a case of “cities need to be reviewed and many intersections should be updated with yield signs or traffic circles.”

Tbf I always assumed that anyway.

What an absolute disgrace. I’m pissed that Aaron Swartz was the one who died, and that they fired Victoria. Steve Huffman can go choke on a bag of sweaty dicks.

To my knowledge, the money doesn’t go back into the municipality. On top of that, it vehicles tend to end up doing like 10km UNDER the limit. They also serve no purpose at 3am when there’s nobody out, but those cameras are still rolling.

We really need to stop putting so much focus on people speeding and start aggressively ticketing people that drive in the wrong lane, impede traffic, don’t use a blinker, rush left turns on red lights, and drive while distracted. These people are the real nightmares I’m forced to share a road with. The people that I tend to see speeding are generally predictable. The ones weaving through traffic wouldn’t exist if people didn’t camp in the inside lane.

This is all not to mention the number of speed limits that have gone DOWN over the last 5 years when people were already struggling to do the original limit, now they’re going even slower.

We should be dealing with real problems, not worrying about people doing 60 in a 50, or 100 in a 50 at 3am when there’s literally nobody out. Likewise, pedestrians should be doing better to be aware of their surroundings, not cutting out in traffic, and not crossing roads with headphones on and/or focused more on their phone than their surroundings.

Speed cameras are a colossal waste of money, so I’m fine with him doing away with them.

Dropping bike lanes is fucking stupid all around though

Are they volunteering?

We could, but right now we’re not and we have a whole lot of government shit backed up on Azure and likely AWS servers.

Cloud data storage and services.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_jive

Not really tho.

It’s silly how some of them do this while simultaneously pushing ugly and aggressive policies.

Sounds like the problem is trying to make teapots capable of coffee pot control protocol.

451 is a great error code. It’s a reference to Fahrenheit 451, and is used to indicate government censorship. In this case it’s being used all wrong, and almost ironic in nature.

418 is a fun one too. “I’m a teapot”

She wears it way better than Tesla.

A neighbor of mine gifted me Thief 2 Gold Edition when I was younger and it blew my mind. Getting to eavesdrop on the guards having random convos, and getting caught because I didn’t drag a body out of the way. It was wild back then. I’ve been tempted to play it again but I’m not sure how well it’s aged and I don’t want to ruin my memories

Man, I forgot all about Kongregate. Flash games with achievements was a cool idea.

Yeah, but isn’t Alberta a Canadian province pretending to be American? Do the two cancel out?

Having a segregated portion of the sidewalk for human-powered wheel transport makes so much sense though. I drive and walk most places, but looking at the amount of morons who park in bike lanes or struggle to stay in their lane on the road… Having the bikes, scooters, etc. Move to a separated part of the sidewalk makes so much sense.