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    I don’t understand why people are making it such a big deal. Jesus died, yes, but he has risen from the dead after a few days. So basically he only died for a weekend, for the human race. “Oh what a brave man! He gave up his weekend!” There are other people who did much more for the human race, like Fritz Haber for example. Also, necromancy isn’t allowed according to the bible, so zombie Jesus broke the rules.

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      zombie Jesus broke the rules

      Even living Jesus broke the rules. According to the fanfic gospel of John, Lazarus was dead for four days before Jesus resurrected him. It’s where the line “Jesus wept” comes from.

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        The entire bible if filled with contradicting stories, with incest, child abuse and murder. Nice book as reference for a better life 👌

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          Realistically, the Bible is a compilation of cherry-picked stories ranging from historical fiction to high fantasy, written by dudes who weren’t alive at the time, in a language nobody speaks anymore, translated a dozen times, losing important historical and grammatical context each time, with parts added/removed/rewritten at the ruling political and religious leaders’ fancy. I want to read the version where a Bethlehem resident wanted to confirm Mary’s post-natal virginity by hand, but the pope won’t let me.

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            Damn. It isn’t dope the pope said nope.

            Also, the book is interpreted the way people want to interpret as an excuse to support their bad behavior. It’s veeeeeery convenient there are so many versions out there, as a result of loose translations and copying by hand by monks for several hundred years. Just pick the version you like the most and you’re free to abuse kids and be a racist homophobe transphobe piece of shit.

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      Fritz Haber for example

      I mean… Haber isn’t exactly a giant of morality and ethics. He did invent most of the chemical weapons utilized in WW1, and expressly defended their use as weapons.

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        He tried to kill people and ended up helping feed the world, then he tried to feed people and ended up helping the Holocaust. The guy is a fascinating historical figure but definitely a was a monster.

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          Yeah, and helping feed people wasn’t exactly his original motivation for the haber-bosch process either. During the late 19th century empires were running low on natural sources of nitrates for making gun powder, as the British had held a near monopoly of the guano mines in South America and India.

          Judging by this, his time as an artillery man for the prussians, his combustion research after he finished the haber process, and his over all obsession with creating weapons of war… It’s pretty safe to assume fertilizer was an afterthought.

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            I wasn’t super clear but that’s what I was referring to with the “tried to kill people, and helped feed people instead”.

            When he tried to feed people he came up with what eventually was used to make Zyklon-B.

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        During WW1 he killed millions by developing chlorine gas, among other poisoness gasses, but he saves billions by discovering how to synthesize fertilizer. Without that discovery, most of the world population would have died from starvation, if not all.

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          Fossil fuel based fertilizer has also contributed to global inequality - synthetic fertilizer is 3-4 times cheaper in Europe than Africa.

          And the cheapness of nitrogen fertilizer has led to massive problems with too much fertilizer ending up in the ocean, sparking algae blooms and subsequent oxygen starvation. Just look at the Baltic Sea.

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            atmospheric nitrogen is a fossil fuel
            the fertiliser made itself more expensive in africa

            run-off is a huge problem, though

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            Yeah but who cares about Africa and climate, rich white people have stocked up supermarkets with products from around the world. Like New Zealand wine next to Chile wine in stores in France. Like… Ok… Australian mineral water in the Netherlands… With the highest quality tap water ever…

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        I don’t know how long days are where you live, but dead Friday night and alive on Sunday morning means he was dead the entire Saturday, which over here means he has been dead for at least 24h plus the hours on Friday night and Sunday morning. Still kinda lame, dead for a few hours for the entire human race, both in the past and future. Is that all it takes?

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    There’s a significant amount of rape in the BIble. And a lot of it is condoned.

    Nowhere in the Bible does it say sex slavery is a bad thing. But it sure does like talking about how all of those divine kings had concubines.

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          “Spilling seed” is a sin… So confirmed that Jesus saw it and thought it was worth forgiving by dying on a cross for.

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            Eh. The thing Catholics use to say spilling seed is a sin is them completely misunderstanding what was happening.

            So this dude Onan’s brother died without giving his wife any sons (or maybe children in general, I don’t remember). So according to tradition at the time, Onan was supposed to provide her with a son. But once he gave her a son, his job would be complete and he wouldn’t get to bang her anymore. So he pulled out.

            The problem here wasn’t that he spilled his seed, it was that he spilled his seed in order to keep banging his brother’s widow.

            But the Roman Catholic Church at some point was like, “OMG masturbation must be bad too!” So they decided that masturbation should he called “Onanism.” Which is ridiculous, dude is famous for pulling out, not jackin’ it.

            🙄

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              Yeah I really don’t care about why it’s that way. I’m atheist. I just know that’s what I was told when they were attempting to indoctrinate me my entire childhood. It’s also part of why I quoted it… and why I treated it as the joke that it is.

              But…

              The problem here wasn’t that he spilled his seed, it was that he spilled his seed in order to keep banging his brother’s widow.

              So the idea is that succumbing to hedonism is the problem (desiring the act over his duties)… of which I’m sure we can all agree that masturbation is basically 100% of the time outside of let’s say clearing the chamber after a vasectomy or some other medical procedure. It makes sense regardless why catholocism would come to that conclusion based on their faith in the fictitious book regardless.

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                It’s less about succumbing to hedonism, and more the fact that he was disobeying God (and trying to screw the women he was banging out of an inheritance).

                He was supposed to impregnate his brothers widow to provide her with a son. This was a “levirate” marriage - essentially, the son would considered his brother’s and would inherit his brother’s property. Women didn’t inherit property, so this was a common practice to make sure that widows were taken care of.

                Onan pulled out because he didn’t want to get her pregnant - he wanted the inheritance for himself. So he was being a massive douche, and deserved it.

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            “Spilling seed” is a sin…

            First off, I’ve never read the Bible, so apologies for any ignorance I’m about to display.

            Second, how literal are we talking here? Like, do backshots count as “spilling seed”? What if she’s a spitter, is she doomed to eternal damnation? Is hot creampie sex the only legal sex, according to the Bible?

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              Specifically, when you’re having sex with the widow of your brother who died before he was able to give her an heir with the purpose of ensuring she has an heir in your family as is your religious duty, it’s a sin to pull out before ejaculating.

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              I have no fucking clue… I think it’s crazy. But the idea that Jesus witnessed all of that and decided that dying to absolve us of it all is fucking hilarious.

              I just like the idea that he saw a donkey show and said, “yep… that’s worth dying for!”

              Is hot creampie sex the only legal sex, according to the Bible?

              I do believe so…

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              I find it hard to believe spilling it is more of a sin than saving it in a jar in the fridge.

              He saw that too… and died for it. So it must be worth it.

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      Now I get why the incels are excited with the ultraconservative agenda.

      They say “biblical values” and incels hear “free rape.”

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        This is a thing Christians do all the time. “Well that was before Jesus.” Jesus never condemned rape or slavery (in fact, he told slaves to obey their masters). Jesus had four whole gospels to tell people to not rape and he didn’t. He also didn’t say anything negative about Solomon and his 300 concubines. In fact, he praises Solomon multiple times and says nothing about the sex slaves whatsoever.

        So it doesn’t matter if it’s “post Jesus” because he laid out the rules very concisely and “don’t rape your sex slaves” was not one of them.

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    Oh noooo, he suffered a few days and then got to hang out with his dad in heaven for eternity and be worshipped by billions of people. What a sacrifice!

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      Idk man I don’t think I would be okay with being nailed to a cross even if i knew it meant living in heaven for eternity

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        It happened to a huge amount of people. The Romans crucified so many people, it was so common place, that they didn’t even bother to write down how they did it. All I’m saying is, it wasn’t a unique form of suffering that was particularly difficult to Jesus vs thousands of other people in history. If the difficulty of the death was the measure, he didn’t go that far out of his way.

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            I just know there are Christians out there that have a very tenuous grasp on why exactly Jesus is the savior in Christianity and many think it’s because his death was UNIQUELY painful. The idea that it was uniquely painful is very much nonsense, or we’d have a lot of saviors. He had a horrible but common place death.

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            Yeah but if he wanted he could have gotten something way more exotic, like being filled with spiders.

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        Fair enough, but I also don’t think that we should consider a few days of suffering for an eternity of basically being god much of a sacrifice.

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          I wouldn’t take an eternity of existence under any circumstances for anything. Please just let me fucking die when I’m done.

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            I wouldn’t want the worship, but not being a regular mortal, having powers and omniscience and the like? Sure, I’d like that. Maybe I could make reality suck less for others.

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        there’s billions of ways others have died a worse death - I’ll take a crucifixion knowing I’ll get eternal life in heaven any day of the week.

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          Well, according to the renowned astrophysicist Belinda Carlisle, heaven is a place on earth.

          The earth will eventually be swallowed by the sun.

          Living for an eternity means that you will be alive when the earth is swallowed by the sun, you will live in that crushing depth. Until the sun is either swallowed by a black hole, or ripped apart by the ceaseless expansion of spacetime, ultimately ripping your eternal soul with it.

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          Uhh. Billions of ways? Lol the mythology describes a pretty fucking gruesome way to die. Whipped, beaten, nailed to a cross, stabbed, and left to suffocate.

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            Uhh. Billions of ways?

            Okay, I’m exaggerating for effect. That said, I’m not saying it isn’t gruesome. I’m saying the “sacrifice” pales in comparison to everyday horrors that happen to real people who aren’t promised eternal bliss for the loss of a single weekend. Just look at what the cartels post online, much worse options.

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            I would put being stabbed in the gut, shot, set on fire, and then drowned up slightly higher. For context one of my ancestors encountered a bandit who was strangely durable.

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    I’m a Christian myself, but I swear - zealous or ostentatious Christians are some of the meanest, nasties and most awful people I know.

    Coming from deeply catholic region, I know lots of such people. They will judge you for not being like them, they will absolutely try to convert you, and they are definitely the most hateful and straight out ignorant people I ever met.

    I don’t blame the religion though, because these people are obviously not following Jesus, but rather the spiteful catholic church.

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      “There’s no hate like christian love.”

      How do you reconcile being a good person, with respecting other people’s beliefs, and not trying to convert people?

      By your own system of belief, your inaction allows evil to reign.

      I absolutely do blame religion for some the worst behaviours exhibited by believers, as it puts them in an impossible position.

      If a genuine believer loves a non-believer, how can they be a good person within their own world view, if they do not try to save them?

      But if they do try to save them, they will fail to be good person in the world view of the person they are trying to save.

      You can’t do both, and as far as I can tell, most religions work this way.

      To treat people with real respect believers universally have to engage in some of the most precarious double-think I can imagine.

      It isn’t fair to anyone that you have to “suspend your disbelief” for reality the way we do for fiction, just to come across as a reasonable person.

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        How do you reconcile being a good person, with respecting other people’s beliefs, and not trying to convert people?

        Proselytization is against Judaism. Someone who follows Judaism properly would be meeting all of those points.

        That’s not to say all Jews are following Judaism properly. glares at israel in contempt

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        How so? Jesus has a number of very specific teachings, foremost among them being to love your neighbor as yourself. Calling people out for calling themselves Christians while obviously ignoring the central tenet of his message is no different than calling out someone who calls themself a vegan while obviously eating a bucket of KFC.

        The No True Scotsman fallacy is when you declare a label (Scotsman) to be conditional on some unrelated factor (putting sugar in porridge) instead of the actual condition (being from Scotland).

        Following the tenets of Jesus is the definitive condition of being a “Christian”. Going to a church every week and singing the songs doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to the farmer’s market and chanting in protests makes you a vegan. It doesn’t matter what you call yourself if you don’t do the thing you’re singing about.

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      That’s religious people for ya. I know how it seems like a good foundation for morale and philosophy to believers, but really there’s a point where you need to stop believing in Santa Claus and build morale on your own.

      It might help you realize how many “sins” are meant to control you and how many other accepted or ignored toxic traits should be condemned.

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        Very much true, for the most part the religion is used as an utility to control and exploit masses.

        The ruleset is very vague in itself and varies from religion to religion. To me, it’s all about being true to yourself. If you truly believe that you’re doing the right thing, you probably are. But that’s probably a massive simplification.

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      Mind if I ask what denomination? I found the Episcopal church and it genuinely helped me feel like a Christian again. As a gay man (who also posts porn sometimes!), and growing up Baptist, I never felt like I couldn’t be a follower of Jesus, but I also never felt like I could be part of a community of followers of Jesus, and the Episcopal church helped me find that community again for the first time since childhood.

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        I’m talking particularly about the catholic church, but that is still the case for all the more conservative denominations and sects, like Fundamentalists or Jehova followers.

        I myself am an independent Christian, but my wife is catholic and sometimes I have to go to the church with her. The things the priests say during the masses are just horrid, even in the more secular areas.

        It’s unbelievable to me that these scum made people believe that their corporation is the only true middleman between the people and the God.

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      And Protestant. And Mormon. And Muslim. And Buddhist. All religions are capable of that.

      And capitalists, who beg for government handouts. And communists, who want strong control by a very unequal authority figure. Every belief system really - anyone who says “not like that”, who doesn’t even see the contradiction.

      Like “Doctor” Oz - anyone can turn their back on the precepts they claim to have supported.

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    He died so you can sin. Would be a waste of a good blood sacrifice to live a pure life if your god is just handing out grace.

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    Jesus died so we could have bread. He is risen!

    Also, rape porn is very much in keeping with biblical values.

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      I would thank Jesus for bread, but didn’t we have the stuff figured out quite a while before he showed up?

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        well the bread they were eating was most likely a flatbread that did not have any yeast. Someone who has a better idea of the history please come in and prove me wrong.

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          The Jews that predate Jesus were making bread with yeast (and probably other cultures were too). The holiday Passover is celebrated with matzah, a cracker like flat bread that doesn’t have yeast, because the Jews had to leave Egypt in a hurry and couldn’t bring yeast with them and instead subsisted on matzah.

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    Not surprising as much of online conservatism these days is just gooning. They’re all porn addicts who cry about the wokes taking away their softcore porn from their video games.

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      meanwhile I’m looking for better porn in real videogames. So far, nothing beats skyrim. Games that advertise having porn are shit video games, and most video games have terrible excuses for porn. Why can’t the two come together?

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    The christian tradwife fetish is just about a free use full time submissive with a twee aesthetic, so I’m not that surprised

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      Go peruse the old testament and realize ypu would get demonitized for reading it aloud on youtube.

      Pervertus inceptus romanus

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    How selfish is it to be happy somebody saw no other option but to suicide to save everybody else?

    Jhon jumped on the granade and saved all of us, but we should not cry for him, we should be happy because his sacrifice meant we all survived!

    The most basic shit fly off the window when it comes to Jesus.

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    Not a christian ( or religious person ) but there is a whole lot of r/atheism in this thread holy fuck

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      There is. Imagine going crazy on a shitposting sub post in a niche social media.

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        The fact that I got downvoted over this is showing me that the lemmy that I once knew before the exodus is not here anymore.

        Really a shame