I’m just now noticing how sloppy his robot arm sleeve is.

Likely a production issue where the prosthetic just wouldn’t fit in the sleeve so they said fuck it and cut it, which is what civilians would do.

But that man is a citizen, and active duty. A) since so many of the military members are missing limbs it stands to reason there would be a standard protocol, even a special shirt issued for members who’s limbs no longer fit. And B, presumably, regardless of limb status, torn sleeves have got to be a few lashings.

This season of Maury is gonna be lit

A lot gets you on that list. Practically the entire country is on that list

Does requesting a design get printed on a garment still get it stolen? Could we sick Nintendo on them?

No but I’d cut one in half and give it to two different women

No way man tell you what my brother skeet done seen that dang ol sasquatch when he went to to Calistoga to seent his two brothers Jim and Jed. See they was out huntin one day though I think Jed was out evadin the police on accounta he’s got warrants and unpaid could support, an he an Jim are wanted by the bondsman see, so they was out huntin deep in them woods up there up by the squirtin hole and them old rock woods you know? Anyway they was out there and they seent him. Big ole samskatch. Tain’t no yeti in no bear suit man maybe a Stanley though it were pretty big

Communism is when the government

George Washington did lead troops one time as president, with the secretary of the Treasury at his side.

There was a little revolt over taxes on whiskey and when he showed up they surrendered.

100 year old president: Jimmy Carter

There I fixed it, exact same news, no fuck yous.

They knew they were fucking with us with that title and they did it anyway

Wait what happens to mufasa? He lives to the end right? He’s a strong father figure for Simba right?

Yes you fucking do.

You cannot be arrested without charge and detained indefinitely. Generally it’s between 24 and 72 hours before they’re required to charge you or release you.

Eyyyyyyyyy fuck you I’m not your buddy guy

10 thousand people marching would make world headlines. Though admittedly that’s more difficult than smuggling soup in to an art gallery.

THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

It’s called SudoGetLinux’s law

It’s to get cameras thrust in their face so they ask when oil executives will face consequences.

“Is destroying art worse than destroying the whole planet???”

It’s an idiotic form of protest, it accomplishes nothing but turning the public against you, and forever associating your cause with petty vandalism.

Can I recommend never downloading vampire survivors then?

I haven’t played it since getting married. If I open the game, the factory must grow.

This may be careful wording to avoid it being struck down by the Supreme Court.

Individual states have limited power to limit contracts. And while this may be a flimsy leg to stand on, SCOTUS may as well be the great American flamingo when it comes to standing on a single shakey leg