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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 个月前

Caught Slacking

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Caught Slacking

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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 个月前
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  • CodexArcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 个月前

    Casualy sliding this out of my pocket like, no way bro, i always keep that thang on me!

    • bzLem0n@lemmy.ca
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      You got me, that’s the exact one I just pulled out of my pocket when I read this.

  • killeronthecorner@lemmy.world
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    excuse me what the fuck

  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    It was a test lick! I’m very well hydrated!

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      I apparently slept with my mouth hanging open all night, I am not

  • Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works
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  • Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world
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    Better come kiss them to be sure, OP.

  • 💛 GeeGee 🐟🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I have never felt so called out by a meme. Especially the bottom line. Well done OP 😂

  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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    Uncalled for

  • mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works
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    Jokes on you, I don’t have any lips!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    My dry ass-lips are none of your business.

    • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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      There’s a joke about chaps in here I’m not deviant enough to discover.

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    !hydrohomies@lemmy.world !hydrohomies@feddit.de

  • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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    Hahah I was drinking when I read this, my lips were wet as fuck.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      😳

  • Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Just drank some water before seeing this post, my lips are not dry

  • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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    Alas thy plan has failed, for my lips are as moist as a frog going down a waterslide in the rainforest.

  • Harvey656@lemmy.world
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    I’m calling in the drone strike upon you. You will not escape.

  • M137@lemmy.world
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    I don’t have dry lips, you have failed.

    • CluckN@lemmy.world
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      No wonder he lost his five star rating

      • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldOP
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        Criticized once. dies

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