Casualy sliding this out of my pocket like, no way bro, i always keep that thang on me!
You got me, that’s the exact one I just pulled out of my pocket when I read this.
excuse me what the fuck
It was a test lick! I’m very well hydrated!
I apparently slept with my mouth hanging open all night, I am not
Better come kiss them to be sure, OP.
I have never felt so called out by a meme. Especially the bottom line. Well done OP 😂
Uncalled for
Jokes on you, I don’t have any lips!
My dry ass-lips are none of your business.
There’s a joke about chaps in here I’m not deviant enough to discover.
Hahah I was drinking when I read this, my lips were wet as fuck.
😳
Just drank some water before seeing this post, my lips are not dry
Alas thy plan has failed, for my lips are as moist as a frog going down a waterslide in the rainforest.
I’m calling in the drone strike upon you. You will not escape.
I don’t have dry lips, you have failed.
No wonder he lost his five star rating
Criticized once. dies
