I bet they can

Finally some good news

Christ, even Amazon refunded everyone who bought a Glow.

Wake me up when you have some actual news

/* buckle up, buckaroos */

This is how I code

Shame it’s not a Spoonerism.

Not necessarily for comedic effect, and it’s for swapping consonants.

You said “remake a bad movie.”

We truly are in a golden age of scams.

I had a bully chill the fuck out once we made it to high school, but it turns out that was because of all the drugs.

I guess the priests were busy

That seems awfully quick.

How do you know?

How do they know?

There he goes again!

This is how I learn that Optum is a subsidiary. Even more apropos that this happened just before I took my wife to another chemo appointment at a facility that was recently bought by Optum … two and a half weeks late because insurance dragged its feet on authorization.

I do this to my silicon vendor. I apparently made some people’s lives very uncomfortable for a good while this past year after I decompiled some of their binary blobs.

Laziness

You just beat me to it! Still got my slide rule in my desk, right next to the digital calipers.