Look at my horse, my horse is amazing
Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins.
What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.
um excuse me your picture can’t be correct as birds aren’t real
I don’t think I’ve laughed at an image this hard in a min.
They are just large dogs, not a separate species.
That makes me wonder. I haven’t even been to like most of the countries on the planet, how do I even know they are real? 🤔
I never even met any of you irl, how do I know y’all aren’t bots? 🤔🤔🤔
That’s ridiculous, how can you say we’re all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.
That’s exactly what a bot would say.
You can rest assured I am not a bot, as you are just a figment of my imagination.
Then why do I exist
To party
Snort me like one of your French girls
Ketamine hallucinations?
Found Sarah Jessica Parker’s lemmy account
Are you sure you do?
I havent snorted myself yet
Neigh? Nay.
Take your upvote and gtfo
Hbomberguy intensifies
List of things that don’t exist:
- Horses
also birds… they’re just spy drones.
that is a bumper sticker clearly not a horse
No way, birbs are not real bc drones. But proof that horshs are real:
I too am a horse denier.
I always deny a horse.
If horses aren’t real then where is the power coming from the car’s engine? Checkmate.
Horses just measure the power, they don’t produce it. Read a book
They’re going to be in for a rude awakening when horses start eating people.
I don’t have to believe in horses, I bought an Electric Monk to believe in things for me since believing things is exhausting.