I think it’s funny when people are worried about glue. Sir, this isn’t an Elmer’s glue stick.

I feel the same way about diamonds. They are fantastic for tools and abrasives, but everyone wearing it should be hit over the head with a teflon pan.

Motherfucker, diddling children could be legal tomorrow and i would still not fuck a child. The law doesn’t decide what’s right or wrong.

I thought i stopped getting id’d when i was 20 something. The. I realised that i just stopped drinking and smoking and there is no more reason to show an id. Now when i buy cook wine or something to drink for my girlfriend i still have to show id. I’m almost 40

Most americans are right shooties, so not having it there seems weird. You never know when you need to blow someone’s head off.

I saw this documentary like 20 years ago about a camping spot on Mallorca or around Mallorca. It was just for german tourists, they had little supermarket with only german goods, every employee there spoke or was german. It was absolutely bizzare to me. Most people they interviewed never left the camping place. Everyone they asked why they like it so much there was that it’s just like home. Motherfucker stay at home, what are you doing?

A lot of my friends complain about about the “youth”, how they dress and talk and stuff like that. I always found that odd, because i for example had either a bleached blonde mushroom haircut or bleach blonde spiked up hair. Paired with a way too big fubu shirt and weird baggy pants. They weren’t jinkos, but very close.

I have no ground to stand on when i make fun of young people and i know that. Why don’t my friends remember how ridiculous we were at 14?

AI is helping people to ruin the internet who were otherwise not smart enough to do so.

Forums were so good. They got murdered by facebook. I swear a lot of people don’t really know what the internet is. I was dating a girl once who was mind blown that I don’t have social media. Like every time it came up, he world was shook again. One day i was waiting for her to be ready and i was browsing the internet. She looked at me and wondered what i was doing. Like what could someone possibly look at if it’s not social media?

That’s what happens if you take all your knowledge from memes. Good luck.

Oh nooo they won’t get off that easy. They’ll have to pay a hefty fee of dozens of thousands of dollars

I think it got really bad the past few years. I think many people don’t even know that, but tinder used to be free. You got 5 free super swipes or something, unlimited swiping and so on. Now you can swipe a few times for free, and it is never ever the people who already liked you. It has a feature where you can limit your range and disable people from around the world. But half the women i see are from china or thailand. Women get flooded with likes and matches while as (an average?) guy, it’s like playing the lottery.

The problem that i see with that is that men generally don’t pick their “dream girl” they jest pick what they can get. Which is a weird dynamic for any sort of relationship. “Of all the likes, i picked you, because of your smile and we both like cycling.” “You were my only match in 3 month.”

Are gold carts allowed?

Isn’t that the ps5? Or did the ps3 also didn’t have any games?

They let them negros drive now in my amurikkka?

People would buy an actual turd on temu if it’s cheap enough. Just read these comments here… But it’s cheap. Congrats, you bought cheap garbage and it got send around the globe by a company that sells your data

That’s not really news, but i’m always shocked how cheap they are.

Did they actually cave in because of some crybabies? Sad!

I hate the car industry so much. Oh no you can’t put on a muffler on your car, it’s too loud.

Except obviously when you can afford a Lamborghini, because rich people can be as loud as they want.

Uh no that that rear spoiler looks dangerous, that’s not allowed.

But you can sell cars that just hop into 1st gear, that’s a honest mistake

That’s crazy, i can’t comprehend. Americans told me that junk food is cheaper than actual food, so obviously i believe that.