This is the kind of magazine page that 90s-kid-me would stare at for hours fantasizing over. Even looking at it now, it’s surprisingly easy for me to ignore the objective technical limitations and get hyped.

Side note: can we talk about that 1ST PC GUN on the mid-left there? Dude…

This isn’t even my final formal.

The second biggest roast Anakin would ever be involved in.

Why they changed it, I can’t say…

I assume the opossum was busy giving a press conference somewhere on behalf of the group.

“Can you believe this guy? He tells a joke at a funeral.”

GOOD.

Xenomuppet

Zuckerlimburger.

Of course they can’t find them.

They all shipped out on the (ever-important) Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B.

“I am inventing electricity…and you look like an ASSHOLE.”

squints hard

Sean Mall?

Which Sean got his own mall? Or is it a mall specifically for Seans? As a non-Sean (cool rhyme, right?) am I forbidden from Sean Mall? Are Shawns allowed in?

My poor vision creates nothing but inquiries.

I instinctively read that in Homestar Runner’s voice.

Hell. Yeah. Arthur was the greatest.

Just look at that little guy, posting up in the HUD and crackin’ wise.

FINALLY! SOMEBODY ELSE!

I FINALLY FOUND SOMEBODY ELSE WHO REMEMBERS AND CELEBRATES THE JOURNEYMAN PROJECT TRILOGY!

I’m sorry, I’m just…I’m very happy for this moment.

Legacy of Time was far and away my favorite, but the entire collection is a fun and satisfying playthrough. Great atmosphere, clever puzzles, and loads of 90s PC gaming cheese and charm.

Long live Gage Blackwood.

As a lefty and a lifelong Zelda fanboy, I will never forgive Nintendo for taking away our best representative.

I wish I had something more substantial to add here than “hell yeah.”

…

Hell yeah.

Patton Oswalt has a great bit on exactly this.

I love that, out of everyone, Max Rebo is front and center.