Yes, I know it’s censored. I didn’t censor it. I still think it’s fucking funny. See? I can write fuck.
I played trumpet in a ska band in the 00s. This one time, in a small bar, things got a little rowdy and a guy ran into my trumpet while I was playing it. Hurt like a motherfucker. I spit out blood and it loosened a tooth. The other fans saw me spit out blood and started kicking the shit out of the guy on the ground. Then one dude bought me a beer to wash the blood down
Good times.
Support local bands.
I was in a punk band when I was younger. We were mid set in a shitty bar. My amp started to spaz out. Like cutting in and out every few min. This old dude jumped on stage and kicked it really hard. Patted me on the back, handed me a shot, and jumped down (all mid song). Never had a problem with that amp again. Used it for years after. Old punk rocker magic. Nothing to laugh at.r
Got any videos from these days? Always down for ska
Sadly, no, they were up on our MySpace page. I can upload some music though. Give me some time
dew it dew it dew it dew it
Sorry for the shitty link, but wasn’t sure how else to share it online for free, anonymously.
Thanks for sharing, that stuff is actually really good! Brought back some memories of good old times.
So FYI - after about 18 years your music absolutely made the morning of some guy in germany 😄
Heck yeah! Thanks! Glad you like it. The song Runaway was on a local radio station for about a year.
I’ve been seriously considering picking up a trumpet and starting a ska band with some of my other middle aged friends just for shits and giggles. Seems like a lot of fun.
I played trumpet in a ska band in the 00s. This one time, at band camp.
I was a local bassist and I support this message.
I unplugged the bassist but noone noticed
I unplugged the bassist but noone
noticedcared.I unplugged the bassist and people went to buy the album.
I unplugged the bassist and now I’m the bassist.
…and justice for the bassist.
It wasn’t unplugged, but Sid Vicious used his bass as a bat against Brian Faltin in Texas.
hear me out you little shit
–Flemming Ramussen, 1988
I get drunk and fight drummers and I support this message.
I wrestled a drummer once
I hope you showered shortly after. I hear it’s contagious.
I have had the urge to count to 4 a lot lately… Oh no
Could be worse, they could have been into prog
I used to love big arena shows until I saw a famous band do a three night stand at a small bar/club style venue. After that, I started going to shows of bands/performers I hadn’t heard of. Changing how I thought of shows, where before I thought of it as an event like going to see a theatre play, to thinking about them similarly to how I’d think of going to the movie theater made the whole live scene seem more accessible and more fun. I hope when my kids are older we can start going to more shows again.
I read an article that said being in a band is less appealing to kids these days and that being an influencer is more popular than wanting to be a Rockstar. I hope it’s just “old man yells at clouds” because I feel like there is always room for more local acts. Support your neighbors, go dance!
What’s a three night stand?? One night stand times three?
Pretty much, they play at the same club for three nights
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I always buy merch as it’s worth more than any amount a band earns from streaming. I wish more bands have shirts that aren’t just black though. I’d estimate only a quarter of the artists I’ve seen have shirts of a different color.
Funny. Because I am a messy person, I tend to prefer black shirts and I hate it when a band only has white ones.
As a person with cats, I prefer anything but black because their hair is highly visible. But sometimes you gotta settle with what’s available.
Paint your cat black
once my sister’s (black) cat got into some black paint and left paw prints going up to the toilet then left some on the seat. He wanted the fresh water lol
Yeah, have you tried just having the good kind of cat?
Yeah, white would really be the wrong alternative.
Depending on the complexity of the details, gimmie reds, blues, orange or pink…
If you listen to the right bands they always have black shirts ;)
They forgot to say spill beer on their amps
Don’t forget to yell out “Free Bird” you clever bastards.
No Stairway!
DENIED
That or “Simple Man!”. My bassist friend hates when I yell it out.
Or “Wagpn Wheel”.
They wanted to leave room for creativity.
Puke on the singers shoes
EAT THE KEYBOARDIST’S HAIR
I used to sing in a post punk band. We had a drum machine. In the middle of one gig, the drum machine spazzed out and deleted all the internal memory, and started a 600bpm bossa nova loop. We played right through to the end.
i don’t understand what that means but it sounds hype as fuck.
For the drum machine, definitely! But we largely kept to our tempo or maybe double. It was a free gig and we were getting paid in beers. I think it was pretty funny for the audience too. Great night.
Could you not write fuck so much please?
But seriously, support local in general.
“Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.”
This is almost as good as an average curse youd say in hungarian or polish.
Could you not write fuck so much please?
Used to play in bands. Still do but I used to too.
In the one I was in in high school, some drunk ass old man ran on stage, unplugged our guitarists guitar, got behind him and started pretending he was playing it and humping him. Supported us real good
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fucking fucking myself
Support more obscure artists in general, doesn’t have to be local. Bandcamp is great.
This. Normally I pirate all of my music because I actually don’t want to be forced to have an Internet connection to listen to stuff but I’m actually considering buying some of the stuff I pirated because the artists deserve the money.
I just buy the things that I can’t pirate. I save money and end up supporting small artists.
There was a horrible accident where the bus a band was in went over the side of a cliff. 4 musicians and 1 drummer died.
Hey. You be nice to drummers. And remember that if you air drum to Def Leppard and you use both arms, you’re an asshole.
I used to throw back nickels at them.
So this is all your fault then
Sounds like a great night out!
fight the drummer?!
Dude. Everyone knows it’s FUCK the drummer! (They’re always the crazy one)
Plus, drummer is always more fit than the rest cause of the effort required to play. Seems like a bad idea all around.
Really knows how to give a pounding
I’ve always thought that the bassist was the hottest member of the band i feel like a drummer is kind of unpredictable
What, i was always told the bassist is the crazy one and i can confirm as i used to be the bassist.
You can say fuck on the Internet
It clearly says f@ck
What the f@ck?!
Frackin censors
