Thank goodness, my smattering of defunct porn links will be saved

Dependijg what timeline you keep, he didn’t save anything

But his efforts are appreciated and revered nonetheless

Holy smokes! You need booze

… That’s disgusting!

Whoa, what a idiom

My sense of smell is pretty bad. I only keep milk in my fridge for coffee so it lasts a while, and once it’s past the date I smell it every day assuming it could have gone bad. Usually it hasn’t, but occasionally it has curdled into chunks, and apparently I can’t tell the difference with my nose - only once the pour feels “off” or the chunks make their way into my coffee can I have any better indicator.

I try to keep mine inside my body

Do what now?

The Rehearsal - S02E04

Generally, they are far from brilliant

Check out Exuvia, “trans vengeance metal”:

https://www.instagram.com/exuvia_band

I don’t know if I’m radical or not.

It’s not the only possible criteria of course, but certainly the easiest to check for:

Can you do a kickflip?

Ooh I’ve been there

Oh we’re getting weird around here? Coool

I don’t care if he’s right, fuck that guy in the ear with a spoon

They can’t all be winners

This format implies those things are being hidden, but in fact are usually entirely missing

Yea this would be more accurate (and funnier) if it was like “45 minutes later” or something

I just replaced my cpu and ram last month, bought in 2008

But she’s my wife!