I wanna read it.
Fun fact in the original Lovecraft mythos the Necronomicons were normal ass books that just happened to hold eldritch and arcane knowledge. Im sure anyone who has had the misfortune of opening up a copy of Wealth of nations or Capital knows the feeling.
And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.
That’s honestly a helluva chastity device. Ain’t no one tryna fuck with them on
Unless you’re into that sort of thing…
The embedded tooth really does it for me
I have a necronomicon, but it has very basic binding, and I haven’t read it.
It was a housewarming gift that made me go “the fuck mate, you want me to die and leave the house to you or what?” Which was apparently the exact right response.
Klaatu Barada Nikto
Klaatu barada n- hrmrrhmr
… NECKTIE!..
There! I said your damned words alright!
It’s sad how many people here don’t know what the meme is from.
Nickel?
“What’s that the face of?”
“The previous reader.”
Hail to the king, baby.
Ash Williams > Duke Nukem
We need that buddy cop movie
Naw, man, that’s just the cookbook that tells you how long to leave the one big crumb in the bottom of your air fryer.
What harm ever came from reading a book?
In this case?
I remember laughing so hard at that, when I saw in the theater, that everyone around me was like, “SSHHH!”
I couldn’t help it. That was one of the funniest things in the whole movie.
My thought has always been, “who the hell grabs a book like that?”
Same because the only answer is “someone who hopes it’s sentient”.
Which movie is that?
Army of Darkness, aka Evil Dead 3 (although you don’t really need to see the first two and it’s much less horror and much more comedy than the first two as well).
Evie became a rich adventurer badass married to Brendan Frasier, so it worked out alright for her.
Brendan Fraser. Wow, what a roller coaster. I’m glad he’s doing well again. I like him.
The plot of Evil Dead Rise wouldn’t have happened either if they followed this simple rule
Just like Evil Dead, it’s those damn Devil made phonographs causing all this ruckus!
I haven’t seen the originals, graphics are too low res
/s
I haven’t gotten around to watching them yet
Depends, if this is a personal curse or like a curse on humanity as a whole.
Because of its humanity as a whole I might just open it anyways ya know just to keep things interesting. Gotta be better than what the rich fucks are doing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The exception that proves the rule?
You can’t tell me wh… YAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! …MUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!