You must be offended that Starbucks has Italian named drinks too.

FYI: No one who has ever had a “caramel macchiato” at Starbucks has ever had a macchiato at Starbucks.

I left after the API price hike.

Archer and Pike are not the same. They didn’t captain the same ship.

No, you are supposed to get your rank fixed.

…And it was a Ruskin penny whistle, not a flute.

No but would you let your hologram house maid date your single dad?

Huh. Is that good or bad?

I don’t pay attention to TikTok. I’m not on there.

Why the fuck does this dude care so much about one social media platform being available here? Is he perving on dancing teenagers?

Boimler: Beckett… Beckett… Beckett… Beckett!!!

Mariner: What?!

Boimler: Red alert.

People do seriously cosplay Lucy Ricardo at conventions for this reason.

This reminds me of Ready Player One with the movie quest planets which players re-enacted entire movies.

What kinds of blood are they using? We know there are 51 varieties.

Bonus

Picard: he became part of the past (First Contact)

Okay, what I meant was, Geordi did use one.

But yeah, this is clearly Sisko but I don’t recall him shaving his head in any scenes.

Picard: he never exceeded or failed but he was in a loop a few times (“Time Squared”, “Cause and Effect”, “All Good Things…”)

Sisko: he was always behind and sometimes stuck in the future (“Past Tense Part I and II”, “Trials and Tribble-ations”, “Children of Time”)

Janeway: she was always behind and ahead of her time and some times speeding ahead (“Future’s End Part I and Part II”, “Timeless”, “Blink of an Eye”, “Relativity”, “Endgame”)

So Wesley is Tim in this scenario. Is Barclay the Nedry?

It was Geordi. He was shaving a beard.

It actually does look like the big room in the convention center at Rio. I say this as someone who went there once last year.

Unless the Internet is lying, I’m pretty sure Darren knew Sinatra.

We just gonna forget about TAS? Season 1 is 16 episodes at 384 minutes. Season 2 is even less with 6 episodes at 144 minutes. That’s just 8 hours, 48 minutes.