Dude this pic could’ve waited until your poo was finished
But then they wouldn’t be living up to their username.
Just be glad i wore my clean pair of boxers today
Nice dick, bro.
I hope the shutter sound was turned off
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You went to the toilet just to take this photo. Don’t take it as a criticism, I would have, too.
No i was actually at work browsing lemmy on the toilet. Didn’t think it would hit this hard lol
At least in the USA, it’s probably due to having been alive long enough for sun damage to cause a freckle on the side of your body nearest the car window while driving.
I’m in the UK. We drive on the opposite side, freckle in the exact spot on my left arm, nothing on my right.
Oh dang. Good point.
I mean… I’ve never driven a vehicle that didn’t have tinted windows (the heat reduction benefits are huge), but then the sun wants me dead anyway; I spent a week in a southern state and suddenly had freckles in places that never saw the sun.
We oldsters learned to drive in cars for which open windows were the only air conditioning.
Still don’t have the AC option in my current car.
I’ve had mine since before I started driving ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I noticed in my late teens I had a lot of freckles on the left side of my body and very few on the right, and I didn’t start driving until I was 22. I did spend 2 years in high school with a much darker tan on my right arm from hanging my arm out the window of a boyfriend’s car with no AC, but still have more left-arm freckles.
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In your forearm? It’s a freckle.
Not sure if this countsYou’re more freckle than human.
He’s more ginger now than man; twisted and evil.
WHOAH! Are you sure you’re allowed to use that word?
I’m one of the day walkers, blonde w/ freckles
Cool watch
Which one are we talking about here?
Check out this overachiever
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Dude…
Like solving where is Waldo
Got a lil tzeetch on ya
Scared gay panicking
Oh that one is a gay freckle
You can tell because it’s round, not straight 🧐
Ok serious question: how does your arm look gay? I’m intrigued and confused
Oh I meant I’m gay and panicking 😂
this world needs more gay arms
I dunno man. That could lead to a gay arms race.
Ah, a gay arms race. An important goal of the Gay Agenda for some time now…
I have it. This is sorcery.
ITT: .world’s image hosting costs are doubled
Dont you guys remember? We were all there. That’s where they put the bees in.
Why ?
Edit: it’s faint, but it’s there
Sir, this is a leg.
Sir this is my arm. I wear a wristwatch, not an anklewatch.
A wristwatch that you can’t take off. With GPS and geofencing.
It’s an automatic - purely mechanical
Oh so like those dog collars where they have to put the stakes in the ground to set the boundary zone?
How would that even work with a non-electronic clockwork mechanism?
this made me cry laugh
Harambe?
He is risen
😏
Imposter!edit: nvm I see the proof now!
Generational secret
It’s how the government stops foreign mind control signals from interfering with domestic signals. Kinda like a SIM card for the governments.
What the fuck why is this correct
Because almost everyone has a fuckin random ass freckle somewhere.
Why do you gather us like this bröther?
It’s for The Singularity. Creepio’s got us covered, relax.
Skin constellations
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This is exactly how I use tarot! It’s not a magical technique of divination, it’s a collection of targeted vagueries that help your brain frame a concept in a way you wouldn’t naturally conceive. You make the answers, tarot is just the conceptual equivalent of picking up an object and inspecting it to figure out what it is.
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For me, meditation is basically useless for anything outside of self diagnostic work. I can use it to figure out where a pain is coming from or how my guts feel but anything more emotional needs more prompting.
The way I see it, it’s just a form of therapy. People don’t walk in and sit silently, they talk about their problems and get vague reassurance that everything is going to be alright - or occasional advice when they’re way out of bounds
I don’t think it’s unethical to do that, so long as you operate in good faith with good intentions
Wtf
Yeah just checked I have it too. What the fuck!
What the fuck
Yo bill Cypher. That’s rad
Hey, you’re rad!
