• Kyrrrr@lemmynsfw.com
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    9 months ago

    Not going to happen. Florida is going to think they’re winning while the state sinks into the ocean, Disney moves all its business, their schools lay empty, and their hospitals are over filling. Keep on winning guys

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      9 months ago

      Just imagine all the Disney buildings just lift off from the ground and slowly hover their way along, Terran building style.

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        9 months ago

        I personally believe Bob Iger himself will activate a mickey shaped bat signal. Upon seeing it all the animatronics will lift up Disney world from its foundations, carrying Bob into the sunset on his merchandise riddled palanquin.

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          9 months ago

          Orlando is about 50 miles inland and 100 feet above sea level, I am pretty sure the rides could slide down into the sea and sail off at less cost since you wouldn’t need to fight gravity.

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        9 months ago

        Disney Imagineers hiring PHDs in gravitational physics, with the research facilities actually disguised as said Guardians of the Galaxy Ride.

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      9 months ago

      since Disney build their parks on a literal man made hill, they will take the time to declare independence