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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

Shitty deal

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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  • Frozzie@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    No way all beads on the far left fit in one orifice.

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      11 months ago

      Oh I can assure you that some people fit far larger and longer things in there.

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        11 months ago

        Really? I’m a visual learner, how about you show me 😁😳😳

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          There are many videos of people fitting way more than that. They’re not hard to find.

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          11 months ago

          😗🫥🫥🫥

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          11 months ago

          I can send some videos if you like😅

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        Well that’s just selfish. They should learn to share

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      11 months ago

      What size do you estimate they are? Tennis ball sized?

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      yes I mean how do you even hopd your poop after fiting one of those in your ashole

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        Butt plug. Literally used to plug up a loose sphincter between poops.

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          11 months ago

          omg, why 🤮

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            11 months ago

            Weird sex

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