• Bob@feddit.nl
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    11 months ago

    Would you mind choosing a verb other than “use” so I know what in God’s name I shouldn’t be doing with conditioner?

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      11 months ago

      If the context didn’t provide, I meant jacking off. Paddling the pink canoe. Abusing the wicked stick. Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger. Shaking hands with the milkman. Boxing the one-eyed champ. Taking the self-guided tour.