• HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Those crabs fought hard for their freedom to vote. We killed soo many of them through our backwards beliefs that now the war is over we are one of the biggest butter exporters in the world. We can only hope we have learned more than just how to use a skillet.

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      11 months ago

      Dude they waddle sideways in to the voting booth and unanimously vote for can of creamed crab for overlord of New Zealand. If that was a real position or person y’all would be driving sideways to work

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        11 months ago

        Well Americans waddled sideways in and voted for a can of Fanta… at least creamed crab doesn’t start civil unrest.

        Actually… it might. Scratch that

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          11 months ago

          Hey less than half of us voted for Fanta. He just won because coke managed to take over most of the end cap displays.