No one in the world wants your shitty Florida, especially that part of the world. You’re going to have to think of a more permanent ‘sunken without warning’ solution.
Europe has a serious lack of wooded swampland… you need to consider this a little… with one move, you could satisfy all your swamp needs for centuries to come probably… and you get gators as a bonus… that continent hasn’t seen large aquatic reptilians in millions of years… the kids will be excited, i guarantee it…
AND it comes with Disney World + Universal Studios? The kids will love it! You gotta take that deal. Think of the children!
Take it. Come on. Please.
We got our swamps, but then came the Dutch and they defeated the sea.
you’ll have to keep the Dutch out completely… setup check points around the Alps so none get through with shovels…
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Sssshhh. Let it sink.
Not before we evacuate VoicePlay from Orlando!
May a capella sink with it.
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One of the greatest cuisines of the world traded against some of the worst humans. No deal, USA. No deal.
Ok I see what you mean about Italy, but Florida does not have the greatest cuisines of the world!
For those reading this person’s comments and are confused: They meant to say, “cousins”.
Their children aren’t as appreciated.
Florida in Europe = Europe’s penis.
Don‘t you dare take that away from Sweden.
Don’t worry, yours is larger!
Cheers from Italy
😃
Wait, why did they bring Sardinia but left Sicily behind?
I guess Cuba didn’t want to move to make room for it
I see your Berlusconi and raise you one DeSantis and 34 meth-heads.
Berlusconi is gone (ahem finally ahem)
I had to look it up:
Florida: 170,310 km^2
Italy: 301,340 km^2
Land bridge to Cuba will be popular
Repost from last week from this very same community, come on now…
No. That puts Florida MUCH too close to me & will ruin Italian cuisine forever. Nonononope.
Corporate wants you to find the difference
Speaking on behalf of all Italians I believe they would never want to be part of america
america is the earth’s toilet
Italy is the Florida of Europe
Politically? Yes.
Culturally? Not so much
Go to southern Italy. Plenty of uncultured swines over there.
See, in Florida: the further north you go, the more Southern it gets.
I don’t know, Fort Myers sure gets in the news for idiots just as much as Sarasota, if not more.
Go to north of Italy. They literally votes for uncultured swines for leading them (lega, forza Italia…). During the covid emergency the person in lead of public health thought that you need three people in a room to get covid, simply because he doesn’t understand primary school level math… They have been led by the most ignorant people in Italy. Salvini, fontana, gallera, Formigoni, bossi, Berlusconi, Calderoli. Compared to these people, DeSantis is an intellectual
Based.
I saw this initially as taking a world boot to the US’ junk.
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I like this plan
