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I wonder how he convinced the pope and taught the horses to pose for the first two ones 🤔
Come on! At least the other guy went through the trouble of (allegedly) encasing his shit in a can.
This is just a lazy hack idea with lazy hack execution.
The only way this sells is if the other commenter was right in implying that someone’s washing some dirty money. [This part may sadly still be true, though]
Edit after reading some of the article: on second thought, this guy sounds pretty funny!
the winner of the auction will receive a certificate of authenticity and official instructions for installation. They will also get a brand new roll of duct tape and a fresh banana
Edit 2: disregard my initial snap judgment, I like this guy!
At art fairs, speed and business reign,” he added. “So, I saw it like this: If I had to be at a fair, I could sell a banana like others sell their paintings. I could play within the system, but with my rules.”
“I’d like to take a bite of THAT cheesecake” - Sir Mousealot
H for Herbert.
“Sources” being the IDF or the US, probably.
I’ll bet you dollars to donuts that they didn’t, but DID kill a bunch of innocent civilians. It’s what they do.
While that is true, the reason child mortality is so much lower is better knowledge combined with modern technology.
The anprims would shun at least the latter part and experience a drastic increase as a result.
🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀
I dunno, maybe? I know very little Dutch 🤷
Liar. Riker is everyone’s type and everyone and everything is his type.
There’s a difference between literal truth and contextual honesty.
People only point out that the Gazan health ministry is de jure “Hamas-run” (even though the biggest hospitals are run by the UN, just like the education system) to discredit it’s death tolls and justify the bombings of hospitals by making people associate it with the one thing even the most ignorant know Hamas does; terrorism.
It’s the equivalent of a red hat fascist calling it “Democrat-run FEMA” or a red armband fascist (the two are far from mutually exclusive btw) the “Jew-run IDF”.
I see two halves of one dog. Which probably means that it’s very very dead.
Sony, Universal, and Warner. The three parasitic conglomerates that own the rights to almost all popular music between them.
I’d ride me so hard
If they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs. I was also an incredible pair of legs. And tell them… tell them that I never turned down a friend. I… never turned down a stranger for that matter.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap
Granted, those aren’t that representative of them, but they’re still both great lines 😁
Would be many times cooler too! Manatees are the fucking best!
Yeah right. Almost every single car manufacturer makes EVs now and starting in less than a decade (2040 at the latest), new fossil cars are going to be banned in several countries.
He might have been angle to do it when it was basically just Teslas and Nissans Leaf, but even as a high ranking member of a fascist American government, he’s not going to be able to just abolish the auto industry 😄