There’s a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what’s interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.
I think in the future, you should use the version with “my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it.”
It’s a better punchline imo.
What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?
Some people cope with the horribleness of reality by trying to laugh. I can’t say it’s a good or a bad way to cope.
But remember folks, gallows humor is only funny when you’re one of the ones on the gallows. If no one stuck a carrot up your ass, it’s not your place to make the joke.
So we’re gatekeeping humor now?
Yep. Does that make you angry? We’re gatekeeping that too. Get over it.
Thank you, thought police! I was about to make an illegal joke but your comment saved civilization from it.
You can make whatever joke you like. I’m just letting you know how it’ll be received and why.
Get another carrot and when they come home just start chompping down on it nonchalantly. Total power move to establish your dominance.
That aquaglide tells me someone was trying to get their 5 (inches) a day. Stay healthy bitches!!
Cucumbers are better for…uhh…vitamin D? idk
There are no bites in that carrot. I’d avoid touching it
Someones in the mood for a vitamin alright…. Vitamin D!!! Lmfao
I don’t understand why people leave their sex toys in the shower. One time when I was a teenager I was masturbating in the shower and accidentally got cum on my sister’s dildo. I had to scrub that thing with all the soaps, bleach, toilet cleaner and just everything soap related I could get without anyone finding out. I guess I got lucky because no one ever found out and she didn’t mysteriously get pregnant afterwards.
