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SassyRamen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 days ago

We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.

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We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.

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SassyRamen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 days ago
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    Adolf Hilterman

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    I’m white so she wouldn’t base my name on ethnicity, she’d probably go with Tr*nny Girlman

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      Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.

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        I don’t get it

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          SIRona RYAN

          Basically like saying “hey she used to be a man!!!”

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        literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol

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      Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.

      A little on the nose like Ron Weasly’s dirt.

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      Or Amanda Richardson

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      Trinny sounds like a cool name though

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      Or this https://youtu.be/5MS_Fczs_98

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      From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty

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    Klaus Schnitzel

    Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler

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      Are you by any chance related to the Düsseldorf Schnitzelnazis? If so, how’s aunt Frieda?

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      i mean she wasn’t far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn’t know (yeah it doesn’t even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.

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        I never associated Cho with a ching Chong China man.

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          it’s barely a variation on it, and also doesn’t make sense as a name because it consists of two common family names from two different Asian countries, Korea and China. if you’d like to reach, you might argue that both names come from either China or Korea with less common romanization of one of the names but it’s still two family names.

          but we already know through several examples that she doesn’t give a fuck when it comes to other cultures so it’s most likely that she thought of the phrase above and changed it a little so the editors wouldn’t have to tell her.

          it’s the same reason she didn’t use the name Tyrone Escapedslave for the black guy and settled for Kingsley fucking Shacklebolt.

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      Pretty sure that is already a Harry Potter character.

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    Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!

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      Also this guy: “I’m Canadian”

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        Am I?

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      User name does not check out.

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        It’s not out of fear, it’s a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.

        Or, you know some other gay shit…

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          Or, you know some other gay shit

          Do you object to homosexuals or just their feces?

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            Neither, I am gay and I am the shit. What’s your point?

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              You know what my point is, but since you’re pretending, I’ll pretend too: gay isn’t a pejorative.

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      You’d be a banker at gringots i suppose?

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        Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?

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      Write that down! Write that down!!

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    Y’all out here propagating some covert data mining

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      That’s pretty clever, but luckily for me it’s just a shit post

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