Name your devices after humans.
Tommy needs larger memory.
I think I’m going to reboot Denise.
I dropped Dave today.
Fuck Dave. Dave is a piece of shit. Put him in the drive shredder, melt him down, and launch his pathetic ass into orbit.
~Yes, I have an issue with a Dave in my life.~
I have two dogs and they bark at me in an unique way when requesting my attention or when I’m arriving home, so I expect that to be my “name” to them.
Don’t dogs identify individuals mostly based on smell? Would you have a smell-name?
Is that true? Explains why my dog behaves differently after my quarterly shower. Poor dude doesn’t recognise me.
quarterly shower
Even humans wouldn’t recognise you before and after that.
They do.
My smell-name would probably be something like sweaty ass with a hint of Nivea.
Finally, something that knows me by my street name: Big Smoke.
POV, you’re a hard working mechanic and you’re dog calls you “Crotch Funk McGreasyclothes.” But you don’t speak dog, so all you know is that they love to stick their snoot in your crotch the second you sit down after getting home from work.
This led me down a weird chain of thought where I ended up at an internet for dogs, where they complain about smell profiles, and smellprint resisting browsers.
Link?
I am known as Bark Bark…
Pleased to meet you Bark Bark, I’m Bjork Bach.
That’s the best part. It’s actually the same name either way. They just pronounce “dipshit” different than we do is all.
Nah, that’s what CATS named all of us
Woof
You take that back
Woof?
You know what? I want a divorce.
Woof :(
I believe I have been named (pseudo sneeze sound) + (happy grin pant) + (one second pack howl).
What would be your dog name?
Wolfy McWolfface
My dog name would be pillow, because she loves laying on me.
Dogs don’t even know they are dogs.
I read a series of HFY stories that showed the human and a some dogs (all abductees) getting telecommunication brain chips, and they absolutely did. They called humans “name-givers” and took pride in their many names and nicknames as bestowed by their particular name-give friends and family.
Woof woof
Some humans are named after angels.
Were you in Miss Phipps’ class with Abaddon The Bringer Of Anguish too?
Not that I’m aware of.
