does it have to be AI slop though?
Probably couldn’t find that many real unarmed Americans waiting properly for a real picture.
And to preempt the comments: I’ve seen videos of people tearing down the doors for black friday. I’ve seen people going with open carry to buy TP during covid, openly stating “I’ll get my TP one way or another”. No way hungry armed people won’t escalate. Sure this is human nature, but Americans are the ones with more guns than eggs, and very divisive at this point in time
I’ve been going through the pictures on my phone recently and found the perfect one from COVID:
The cars make it more realistic, anyway.
I lived through a hurricane down in Texas years back, and the poverty “pick up basic supplied” lines were really dehumanizing.
No shade, no real concern for humans, just passing out goods based on queue and hole with someone made it to the queue
And of course performed by cops… you know, paragons of society………………………
So were they supposed to take the extra time to set up tents and stuff or hand out food as soon as they could, and should they not use the extra manpower from cops or should they just be understaffed and slow down giving out basic aid?
This is locally-made European AI slop though
Is it organic nonGMO slop?
It’s part of the meme at this point
Not just any AI, really shitty and obvious AI
Someone’s AI is broken. Not a single fat American in sight…
And no red hats, obviously AI
Ran out of eggs
Just like chickens.
Ewww AI Generated
No, this is real, my parents sent it to me via Facebook.
The lady in the front is my father!
Can’t be, I don’t see shrimp jesus
Do you know how much it would cost to pay extras to pose for a photo like this? Shitposters need to be saving money in this economy
number one, ew, ai slop, number two, i appreciate concern for americans getting more nutritious sources of protein and fiber but blaming consumers for lacking access to and time for better food is not a great strategy in my opinion
Kinda like blaming a President at war for not saying “thank you” to its “benefactor” (despite having done so numerous times), no?
I’m still fuming over how childish that was. That oversized baby Vance was literally acting like some kid awkwardly trying to score some points in the eyes of his idol.
I want to post a photo of the bullies from A Christmas Story, but my account is too new to post images.
Kinda like blaming a President at war for not saying “thank you” to its “benefactor”
What’s crazy about this line is how frequently Zelenskyy has done the “America A#1, you’re the best!” media tour in the run up to this meeting. How many clammy-handed, rictus grin photo-ops does this guy have to do for you people? How many trips does he need to make to DC to say “Hello from Ukraine, I love you!” to Congress? Dude’s entire career as President has just been going abroad and brown-nosing for NATO support.
This reminds me of the British journalists who will cut an Arab liberal off in the middle of an “I am here to condemn Hamas and ask for release on behalf of the Palestinian people” automated response to grill them on why they haven’t condemned Hamas. It’s all just bullying at an international scale. I’m amazed Trump didn’t drag Zelenskyy into the restroom and try to give the man a swirly.
Yes, both are bad.
Hmm it’s as if the consumers did something to cause political instability.
How peculiar
Well. It’s a shitpost after all.
They definitely don’t look entitled and angry enough. Some even seem to exhibit hints of appreciation and humility, which would cause a dimensional rift in the real world. I’ve never seen a less accurate depiction of what this event would actually look like.
Ai is getting so much better, but I can still tell this is AI but now I’m not sure why. Something’s off and I can’t quite put my finger on it.
- Something’s up with the texture on Chad EU’s face. His vest is also weird, can’t see where it splits at the very top, and it has a weird silver stripe in only one small area.
- The old lady’s eye on the right is weird, almost like it’s missing and there’s just an empty spot there, but it’s not quite like that either.
- There’s a lady in the back holding a kid, and…she has him in a choke?
- Same lady, her nose is weird, like the perspective got fucked up there.
- The eggs are weird too. There’s two stacks, one is a 28 count, and the other is a 21 count? But it looks like two rows got like blended together in a weird way, like if you look at some of the eggs they look like two blended together, like it started doing another row and then gave up.
Also, they’re all looking through him, not at him. Plus, in a real picture, not everyone’s looking at the same thing always. The composition is also nonsense when you think about it. Dude is way off from the truck, by himself, stacking eggs on a table surrounded by a crowd of old people. That is not how aid distribution works.
Also, related to composition, someone once mentioned that AI images always look overcooked because it doesn’t know when or how to stop cramming in more detail, and I find that to be pretty true. It’s really hard- but possible- to get it to make an image that isn’t just over-detailed to death.
Also woman with glasses in the background directly right from eu guy is weird. Her glasses are weird, and her face is melting into white guys shirt
The American flag has extra stars
There’s also something misaligned with his shoulders. It just looks… Off.
Also eu guys hat. The real pic would be good quality enough to see the stars
Yeah, same with the stars on one of the Murica flags on the shirt. This pic looks like it’s trying to deres so that it can obfuscate some of the oddities.
The lighting is off for one. It seems to come from different directions when you look at different areas of the picture.
Not enough obesity
No you see the Americans have all been starving because they can’t afford their eggs anymore.
Inb4 unleashing bird flu is RFK’s plan to combat the US obesity epidemic.
Well, these are the ones who were able to make the trip.
When Maduro took over Venezuela, the average citizen lost 40 pounds, due to poor food distribution.
So America is just self regulating it’s weight?
Not one of them are wearing suits, how disrespectful.
But can you imagine the scandal if one wore a tan suit?!
They would never do that, their Americans not far left socialist nazis liberals.
Ai slop 🤢
AI slop kind of reads like a real life political cartoon given all the flags and a guy literally wearing an AMERICA shirt, as one does of course.
I mean, have you seen what we wear in the US? American flags are on basically every house and half of the shirts, hats, and pants.
We are our own parody, I suppose.
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Me when I put my baby in a chokehold:
Great way to hold a baby.
Mom is making sure it gets brain damaged so it votes republican when its older.
This is the traditional baby-holding pose employed by republicans. It ensures the brain never gets enough oxygenated blood, and makes the spawn easier to indoctrinate late.
Well, that explains a lot
🎶 I don’t want your baby, I already ate. 🎶
Here’s some eggs.
Now give us all your minerals
You must construct additional pylons.
And so the image AI warfare begins
I mean, setting aside the “We’re from the Government and We’re Here To Help” liberalism that American conservatives reflexively recoil at, I do find it disorienting to pretend a heavily rural American breadbasket would need agriculturally scarce Europe to send food aid.
This reminds me of the 90s US effort to do welfare politics in West Africa, by dumping millions of tons of excess agriculture into Trans-Atlantic wholesale markets. The flood of “free” food (with tons of political strings attached) shifted the balance of power to the African urban centers, as local agricultural markets collapsed and people flooded to the industrial centers to get food at below the domestic production cost. Political leadership capable of controlling the influx of foodstuffs rapidly consolidated power within major port cities. This gave rise to authoritarian governments, political purges, and ultimately two horrifying Congolese Wars (the second often referred to as The Great War of Africa).
Obviously, more complicated than this. Along with food “aid” we also delivered a surplus of “military aid” to our regional allies (a list that was constantly shifting between US and African administrations, particularly during the fallout of the failure of the Soviet Union). Then there were a host of local tribal conflicts and score-settling that got ramped up to eleven with the sudden glut of foreign wealth.
But maybe I’m drawing lines where none exist. Can you really imagine how the US economy might be upset by a sudden shift in who controls the supply of cheap imports? Can you imagine what our country would look like if it was flush with small arms or if we had a bunch of local land barons with short tempers and delusions of grandeur? Can you conceive of an America that had a bunch of poorly defined interior borders that suddenly become flashpoints of political tension?
I certainly can’t. Bring on the flood of EU eggs!
Ive never seen a single soul wear eu gear. I just realized that.
That’s from a porno
Eurotica.
Sounds appealing.
Yeah especially when you stimulate your Euro zone at the same time.
New definition of money shot.
That’s because a) the EU is a coalition of many different countries who all have their own flags, and b) we don’t fetishize our flags nearly as much as Americans. Many countries have laws against putting the flag on merchandise, because it’s seen as disrespectful.
TIL fetish doesn’t always mean sexual. I dont think as an American ive ever held an American flag or wore one.
I do remember wearing Puerto Rican flags as a kid at Puerto Rican parades. But not as an adult.
But yeah, we’re kinda weird with patriotism. Its always made me uncomfortable.
I guess the good news is your uncomfortable feeling has been vindicated. Where we are now is where nationalism leads.
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You definitely get people with EU “gear” at large gatherings in the EU like protests and parades.
