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minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·3 months agoDoes… Does he wash it first?
minus-squarewerefreeatlast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up56arrow-down2·3 months agoThe prince does no such things. Now turn around, let’s see if your the princess 😘💞. It’s gonna feel a little warm because he just tried it over there.
minus-squareClassy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoWhy do I hear progressively closer popping noises??
Does… Does he wash it first?
The prince does no such things. Now turn around, let’s see if your the princess 😘💞. It’s gonna feel a little warm because he just tried it over there.
That last sentence cracked me up
Why do I hear progressively closer popping noises??
Well, princess or “princess”.