The one and only! The mighty! Su-70!

Oh shit where is it?

This is a carjack!

No actually this is a Su-70 and my name is not Jack?

On behalf of Banko del Tesoro Nacional de Veracruz Y Pavon Familia Santiago Amen de Guadalupe de Saltillo, gracias, muchisisimas gracias senior Musko!

Google, fuck you and your ads too:

I heard that google is sending fake focus groups invites to males around your area. Yeah, it’s true! Someone gullible enough to drive to their facility and sit in their special google chairs. Once they sit, the chair 💺 traps them and a small machine arm approaches in between their legs, injects local anesthesia and procedes to remove the genitalia. It was a really well done Fox News report that I heard on MPR. It’s supposed to be part of alphabet’s war on cancer. They will eventually have the robots smart enough to remove only cancer cells. But yeah, for now it’s removing the whole thing. So be on the lookout for that. And ads! I hate the ads!

And that means that he would stick his cheese fingers into any woman’s vagina so he could grab them from that sexual reproductive organ.

He can do that on main street. He even grabbed him by the kitty.

I want a brain update and a penis upgrade please! Yes 275Tb of ram for my penis and 6" of brain 🧠!

You wouldn’t eat a tangerine 🍊! Screw that! Let’s eat 🍋 lemons and Orange 🍊!

Yeah, two months into it and they’ll be toast.

I’m still voting Democrat no matter what. LOL. I would have to get some sort of brain amoeba infection 🤧 to turn republican. But it doesn’t matter either because we don’t vote for the president. The electoral college does the voting. We just gotta live with the assholes they vote for.

Well if you don’t come here I’m on mastodon under a different name. LOL. Who cares, just go where you can make community or do what you needed to do.

But I mean, you gotta install an app if you want that functionality. The key thing is if you do or do not have full control of that app. While you allow it freedom in your 🤳📱, is it doing stuff you are not aware of that you don’t want it to do. Like I found an app to do a sound sweep. Great, but will it go thru my contacts while I’m at work? It is going to learn about who I work with because it has blue tooth access. That’s just nefarious shitty business that should be illegal. Either tell me what it does or don’t do anything other than want you say it does. I also write my own apps for photography stuff and I wouldn’t want to have to go ask a judge if I can please use my phone for specific programming I want to do.

I gotta get employed there, but yeah similar effect.

No, we got married a little bit over a decade ago and that’s when we got sutterfly booklets with wedding photos for everyone. The rest is history… they kept our photos for more than 10 years in hope that we would go back and make more copies of the same party…but I mean, we haven’t been sexier than the amount of sexiness we had 10 years ago… I’m not loosing hope. But I do have all the originals and their raw files too.

Like, my answer to come buy some shit because we got your photos would be “why do you have my photos, please delete them”

Well then I would recommend Seattle. But expect high crime unfortunately. Basically the same deal, nobody cares about you so you gotta go homeless under a bridge and steal what you need to survive. Put winter is fine 🙂. No homeless would dare be outside in winter. I mean we house homeless people in winter right? Right? We don’t just snow plow them or anything in a big reset sort of way…right? Anybody? Otherwise Seattle is great 😃👍. All kidding aside, Seattle is good. You’ll still find trump stickers around unfortunately but it’s good. Except for the small surrounding little towns which I totally agree with you, they are gay deserts. But just remember, every rain starts with one drop.

What are you talking about! Go to sniffies.com and have a great time! Texas is like half gay people pretending to be manly.

They will have tractors that run on explosive charges I’m sure. The Ukrainians get ruzzian lemons and they’ve been making lemonade 🍋.

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Ah. Are you trying to write about Theodore Roosevelt? Bing can help!

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Here are 10,000 links to Theodore Roosevelt

The fox…

How about if I sing the Mario song for my fans… turns on the fans … we’re the Mario Brothers…

Yes. I am Look Skee Wacker, and I ride the Digital Millennium Copyright Act Falcon. Sure it’s kinda small and feathery but chewy and I love to ride it to new adventures! 😉

Is the dead falcon smell normal for falcons? Why doesn’t it fly when we jump on it… repeatedly? Is all the red stuff supposed to be inside of it? How do we put it all inside? It’s at lot. Well, it’s not a lot, it’s a falcon. I’m just referring to all the guts outside surrounding it.