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This is why you first suck all that you can before going to the library!
This is why you first suck all that you can before going to the library!
Gone forever I tell you!
It was worth it alright. But the bugger is gone!
I hope it was worth it 😀!
Ok now everyone put your magnetized needles in the Styrofoam and then make them float in the water to reveal where magnetic north is!
Ahh teacher… Magnetic north is dancing metal rock right now.
You mean butt plugs with cameras pointing onwards into it?
There is no other space filler. We need Biden to run! But we really need a candidate for next time.
Mr, Trump, I’m prepared to offer a fair deal for your soon to be lagoon. The sum total of one hundred dollars and fifty cents. Deal?
There seems to be a discussion regarding this topic here. I found several other such conversations too. It could work!
Like I said, I’d vote for a rock at this point.
A O C
Bernie!
…hear me out. Could it be possible for AI to just steal all the commercial ads?
They’re messing with my retirement plans!
No, I’m not selling the stuff! That’s the problem. I better get on a shopping spree.
Let me know where all these sellers will take their wares next. I’m hoping it’s a fediverse based shopping app.
Do the jingle!
“Inside your wallet, State farm is there!”
You know, to steal your money. Yeah, I’m wearing khakis.
No, that’s fine. It’s the 👍 thumb! Look at it! It’s freakishly small but not ridiculously small.
I didn’t watch because fuck those two people. I will still vote Biden. But you all should know, my GE refrigerator is running!
“Apollo returns, a Boeing story”
"Huston, we have a problem… "
…ok we figured it out, now guys you’ll have to build a few things. First thing, you’ll have to go into the garbage disposal and using plastic bags please collect small bundles of poop. Mix the poop with hydrochloric acid and make them into hexagonal shapes 6" tall by 2" thick. Now we’ll need one of you to get the flu… Go find a vial left by the ruzzians. Don’t worry, we got the antidote down here. Okay next collect all the snot and mix it up with 10% gelatin. Finally, you’ll have to go outside and patch the heat shield using the gelatine as glue…
I hope they sue…
Boeing: yes, they got no chance at all.
Did you know that librarians usually have a penis or a vagina? And the most horrible thing of all is that they bring it with them into the library! They jiggle it all around every time they go around putting books back in their order and such. It’s horrible. What kind of message are they trying to send?
I mean regardless of what sexually deviant thing they carry around between their legs, for sure, almost with a failure, with just a few exceptions, all of those deviants bring an anus with them where ever they go. And tits! They are gotta bring their tits like anyone is interested in those things. My God! We need to burn those places down!
No you’re not! You never left. I saved your ass by replying.