I also often feel the irresistible urge to devour a Greek sailor whole.
Hi I can get a costume.
You know, if they: break into my house, eat my food, kill my livestock, and then when I get back they demand guest gifts, then they have violated the sacred laws of hospitality (ξενία) so badly that they deserve whatever they get!
And he still would have gotten away with it if he hadn’t yelled his name as a taunt on the way out!
I like the unprompted touch.
- unprompted
I kinda wished I lived in a world where ppl say things so culturally rich it just comes out as unhinged
Those worlds exist. Get better friends.
Someone in my fantasy football group chat made a reference to the battle of Antietam today, between an 80’s Hulk Hogan gif and a Simpsons joke.
Fantasy football is just D&D for jocks or sports geeks, and everyone is in denial of this fact.
I’ve been a D&D geek since it was still Advanced D&D, so I’m well aware of the similarities.
The fact that everyone is in denial of is that obsession with sports statistics is a socially acceptable Autistic Hyperfixation.
…no? Fantasy Football has basis in the real world, with added game layers on top. D&D is entirely fictional.
True. Wouldn’t it be cool if swords existed in real life though?
“Just a Jim looking for a Pam” is so fucking boring
I’m just an Odysseus looking for a Circe.
Yes, I know what I said.
…and I’m an Oedipus!
Well, your mom is kinda hot though …
somehow they said cunning without making a cunning linguist joke
Meanwhile, me, a gamer: Wooo boss fight! Called shot to the eye!
Sounds like something Leon Skum world say
Everytime I think how hot this chick it, I remember the pictures from the MAGAt BBQ her family threw during the heart of the pandemic, and she becomes really unattractive again
Sing! Oh muse, of that resourceful man!
And don’t forget Medusa and her enormous rack.
