Just a little smoking mishap, of course.

What’s cartoons? Is he on TikTok?

Sad but true.

Yeah, so glad we don’t do that any more.

Pretty much the stupidest game you can play.

Either something doesn’t add up in this story or this guy was stupid beyond belief.

So are the potential customers, though.

These fuckers are just so delusional and out of touch with reality. Personalized ads my ass. We’ve been promised those for decades but pretty much all the ads I see on YouTube are from major retail chains with precisely zero relevance to me. They will show the ads of whoever pays for them. Your personal preferences are only relevant when it comes to targeting you with political propaganda.

They have an image of the OS that they copy on the SSD for each machine.

You probably have defeat a few of those before you can enter Mega-Karen’s lair.

Just check under homework.

I rarely ever sleep eight hours straight. Should I be worried?

This is in Heidelberg (castle can be seen in the background). I think this picture shows American girls who were family of the occupation troops. That explains why the woman from ultra-conservative post war Germany looks so spooked.

Bags of cocaine

So that’s why he sent the couchfucker. Now it all makes sense.

Please report for organ harvesting on Thursday at nine.

OK I’ll give you a translation of the bullshit bingo:

• Reengineer business processes: dragging ancient, obsolete systems and processes into the current time.
• Best practices: I can tie my own shoelaces and eat with a knife and fork without stabbing myself in the face.
• State of the art technologies: we use computers.

While it’s certainly facetious and a bunch of bullshit bingo, it does actually describe what I do, albeit in management speak.

I reengineer business processes based on best practices and state of the art technologies and methods.

The death of affordable computing in America.