Please don’t come inside
Tis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground, thou must forever diligently rawdog thine brother’s wife. To please the lord.
My brother disagrees, so he clearly disrespects The Lord and must be killed, along with his male offspring, right?
Sure why not, and lets kill a couple goats and shit for good measure too while we’re at it.
Okay Nick Mullen.
Tis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground
Can’t spank it with nail holes in your hands. Jesus’ real sacrifice.
I used to be acquainted with a guy who would buy billboard time and put fake joke ads on them. This seems like something he’d put up
I can feel you inside me :)
Oh Jesus Christ.
Oooooh Jesus Chriiiiist!
Relevant username?
I forgot that was on the mix cd one day and blasted it, singing along, with my 5 year old in the car.
Yep. That… became awkward and the after effects…
still a banger.
Me too, Jesus. Me too.
The version of “leave room for Jesus” we can all get behind.
at least he gives the courtesy of announcing it first.
but does he have the courtesy of a reach around?
Ok gooner
Guys. Maybe Peter North is jesus?
Dude get a towel or something….
He’s coming?
When Judas rings the doorbell frantically