You’re gonna want to sit down on this
Me VS how I see myself in the mirror.
Bland from the outside, favourable on the inside?
You are a vampire
Evolving into buttplug?
It has a flared base, knock yourself out.
Getting to the base would be impressive
Oh, summer child, I guess you’ve never seen goatse.
I’ve seen things that you could only conjure in nightmares.
It really plugs the llama’s ass
Well that’s one way to plug your memory leaks
The upgrade looks like a pain in the ass
Man, people are really jumping on that one.
Shove your open source video player up your ass
Is this an update or a plugin?
For VLC, anything
Please use foodgrade coconut oil when inserting this update!
What’s the risk of back doors?
Pretty much entirely blocked, but it makes setting it up a little painful, but pleasurable if you’re into it and have experience.
Do not Google “Slovakian Traffic Cone”!
UPdate
What happened to VLC?
Streaming, I imagine. It’s still around, though.
