I remember seeing a pretty goth girl holding hands with a guy in a full Adidas tracksuit and thinking how unusual yet awesome it was to see people from completely different social groups in a relationship.

What is it with Germany and Australia always being so anal about video games?

“What are you gonna do, stab me?”

• Quote from man stabbed

Modern Ubisoft are the prime example of this. They churn out loads of games every year and they’re just the same old formulaic crap that you’ve seen before. How can you have so much money and so many studios but you can’t get decent voice actors or writers? How can your AAA games still have clunky mechanics and absolutely no original ideas?

Oh look, it’s another shitty enemy outpost, let’s scout it with my drone/bird/binoculars and mark all the enemies so I can see them through walls. Maybe I’ll not use stealth on the next one because it’s a waste of time as the game is piss easy anyway and I’ll be able to kill all of the enemies in a straight fight. And the reward is the same either way. Now I’ve found [collectible item] 37 of 200, I wonder where the rest of them are in this massive vapid open world?

I remember a couple of people on Reddit smugly saying I’d be back soon after I talked about leaving during the third party app shitshow.

I’ve never went back, so eat a bag of dicks random Reddit users!

Also known as an NCFFO (Not currently flying flyable object)

This is a meme but no joke I saw a thing moving in the sky yesterday, it was quite long and thin but it had a wing on each side like a bird and it left this big trail of what looked like smoke behind it. It was white and had a part on the back that stuck up like a fin, and this part had a pattern on it that looked a lot like a British flag. It was absolutely crazy, I have no idea what it could have been.

ROB LIEFELD

It’s just Reddit centralising control to the admins, and cracking down on dissent. It’s funny how much it mirrors real life instances of countries sliding into authoritarianism. But obviously this is just a website and doesn’t have such severe consequences.

Huffman and the Reddit admins are scummy bastards, and all decent people should leave that platform immediately, the same as Twitter.

Small angry rant time, because I am furious.

Just had to submit proof of ID for a job application using the front camera of my tablet. How the FUCK am I supposed to get a clear image of my ID in some shitty small window on a Web browser where I have no control over camera focus, and have a shitty tablet camera anyway?

I can’t use my phone camera, I can’t email an image of my ID, I can’t upload a pre-taken image, and there is no alternative given. I literally cannot get a non-blurry image of my ID. It’s a complete fucking joke. I submitted it anyway and it will be rejected because it’s a blurry mess.

I won’t be able to move forward with this application because of this stupid bullshit. Backwards way of ID verification, this isn’t 2005 anymore.

To say that humans don’t have an impact on climate change is stupid. To say that climate change isn’t real in general is advanced stupid.

I swear I just came over to see if iOS 13 was okay. I wasn’t going to do anything.

You just need to bang a load of valium up your arse for the comedown.

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Sex in the stock room. Caught by manager.

When there’s a power outage in your town and you have a sudden urge to go attack someone with a different skin colour.

Truly a feeling we’ve all felt. It’s just a natural reaction.

Bollocks to your stakeholders and shareholders.

Spot on, I feel exactly the same about their games.

love this meme

I was going to reply but the other replies have covered everything already!