• chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    These people don’t stop existing after college, either.

    If you want the starter pack for their middle-aged evolution, exchange the hoodie for a thrift store blazer, give them an entry level Fiat 500, and witness how they manage to work their way into any conversation only to interject with “words of wisdom” from the last 200 page “How to fix your business” book they bought at a seminar they payed $200 to go to, but didn’t actually attend, because it was in Vegas and they spent all their time on comp’d drinks and nickel slots.

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      9 months ago

      entry level Fiat 500

      Way too “girly”, needs to be an every-level BMW 1-series (brand new but on a lease, of course)

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        9 months ago

        5th owner 3 series or e class. They would have been better off with a newer Camry.

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      9 months ago

      Oy, don’t knock small cars! If a car is necessary, small electric vehicles are good choices.

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        9 months ago

        I want to take the turbine engine from an Abrams and put it in a smart car.

        Smart Car builds > every basic ass luxury car converted for “”“racing”“”