He seems so excited in the left picture. Is that a flashlight in his pants?
Lol omg I can’t stop laughing.
Just proving once again that dad dick is real.
Looks like a t-handle Allen wrench.
I suggest you become a fish…
That’s your advice for everything!
You’re not wrong… By becoming a fish, you get to escape life’s responsibilities like paying taxes and working.
The only problem with “reject humanity, return to monkey” is it doesn’t go back far enough.
You also cut yourself off from most of life’s greatest pleasures by having no opposable thumbs and barely being sentient, though…
yeah but swim eat shit fuck swim swim swim eat shit swim fuck swim die
A compelling argument indeed 🤔
This family has their very own Drake meme.
Well yeah, fish don’t ask you to pay for college.
classic photo, reposted many times on the internet!
Save those balloons for when you’re 32. You’ll thank me later. I mean, there’s literally going to be a helium shortage soon.
EDIT: I am well aware that the helium will have leaked out of that mylar, long before that time. That’s at least half the joke.