That always bothered me, sausages are naturally silly, first we shoved the ground up and spiced meat of the animal into its own intestines, then we make it into phallic shapes, then when we cook them they jump around and scream like tiny little limbless people.
That’s why Frankfurts have a German name, they’re serious and convenient.
thus, why we call some people a “silly sausage”, despite its redundancy.
That always bothered me, sausages are naturally silly, first we shoved the ground up and spiced meat of the animal into its own intestines, then we make it into phallic shapes, then when we cook them they jump around and scream like tiny little limbless people.
That’s why Frankfurts have a German name, they’re serious and convenient.
‘everything has an end, but a sausage has two’