TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoI thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1476arrow-down18
arrow-up1468arrow-down1imageI thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.lemmy.worldTheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareEmergMemeHologram@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up23·9 months agoFire. Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road… no, that’s too formal. Fire! fire! help me!. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.
minus-squareTheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·9 months ago0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
minus-squareChillPill@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoWe came to tell you that the computer is now voice activated.
Fire.
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road…no, that’s too formal. Fire! fire! help me!.123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you.
Yours truly,
Maurice Moss.
0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
I’m late for golf!
We came to tell you that the computer is now voice activated.