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minus-squareThe Assman@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up51·10 months agoOkay I’ll ask, how come dogs got sex robots before us?
minus-squareSuperDuper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·10 months agoBecause doggos deserve better than us assholes do.
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·edit-210 months agoRobot species and genders are a social construct. Nothing stop you from having sex with it, it isn’t illegal yet. Dogs were just the first to realize they could.
minus-squareThe Assman@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·10 months agoBut I don’t want to fuck a dog robot
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-210 months agoBruh do you want to fuck C-3PO?
minus-squarezik@zorg.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up8·10 months agoWith the right attitude, any robot’s a sexbot. …and my robot vacuum’s looking mighty fine right now.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·10 months agoThere’s no law saying you can’t fuck the robodog. 🤷🏻♂️
Okay I’ll ask, how come dogs got sex robots before us?
Because doggos deserve better than us assholes do.
Robot species and genders are a social construct. Nothing stop you from having sex with it, it isn’t illegal yet. Dogs were just the first to realize they could.
But I don’t want to fuck a dog robot
Bruh do you want to fuck C-3PO?
Ew no.
Gimme R2-D2.
Is that an offer, or?
That’s a command
See that’s on you
With the right attitude, any robot’s a sexbot.
…and my robot vacuum’s looking mighty fine right now.
There’s no law saying you can’t fuck the robodog. 🤷🏻♂️