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gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

I stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally

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I stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally

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gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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      If you get 100,000, you get a pizza party

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        with pizza cut HORIZONTALLLY ,…MUAHHAHAHAHA…

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          Tavern cut is the best cut so yeah.

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            Only if the pizza is a rectangle

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      No effect apart from a bit of algo ranking. On reddit you get timed out if people down vote its annoying.

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    Hot take: I don’t cut my sandwiches I just eat them.

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    An uncut sandwich is better than a horizontal cut sandwich.

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      Not even as a kid did I ever understand cutting sandwiches. And crusts were always fine by me.

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        People who cut crusts off toast are so weird. Some bread actually has crusts that are kind of hard, I can see why someone might want to cut it off (even though I think the crust is usually the best part). But toast? maybe useful for the visual presentation, but even then I’d just eat the crust separately.

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      a horizontal cut sandwich is just TWO SANDWICHES. Don’t gaslight us!

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    I genuinely don’t give a fuck about internet points. I’ve seen a bunch of perfectly reasonable takes get downvoted into oblivion and a bunch of dogshit comments get hundreds of votes. People who adjust their opinions based on updoots need to go outside unironically.

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    When you post a comment and it gets downvotes: it AN opinion. Jeez.

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      Some “opinions” genuinely suck. But I’ve seen downvotes on extremely mild takes, too.

      Not to mention the irrational hate boner people have on the thorn dude.

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      When you post a comment and it gets downvotes:

      Did you mean to say When you post an opinion and it gets downvotes ?

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        Good lord… the is a typo in my critique!! Ugh.

        I meant: It’s AN opinion.

        And… that’s what I get for being smart alecky

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    Hot dogs are sandwiches

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      This is a settled debate. Hot dogs are tacos

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        Fuhrer Trump decreed that tacos are hot dogs

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          He’s allowed to identify as whatever processed meat he wants. Hot dogs are tacos though.

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        Seems like an odd distinction, tacos are also sandwiches.

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          Get your binary food logic out of here

          Sandwich is something between two similar things

          Taco is a thing wrapped around another

          Pizza is a thing on top of another

          Calzone is when one thing is fully encased in another

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            Your definition of sandwhich is incorrect.

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              I know, it must be terrifying to have the truth of the world laid out for you so plainly. Terror is a calzone, by the way

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                Nah, iv known for awhile now how confused people are by the concept of a sanwhich.

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                  Ah, I see, you are stuck on a pizza of ignorance. You must return to Sandwich

                  You must stack another pizza upside down upon your understanding

                  Acknowledge the pizza for what it is, a half sandwich. And how could a half sandwich ever turn into a whole sandwich?

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              I see disagreement, but no counter argument.

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                Life is not always fair.

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      Smoothies are soup.

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        A soy vanilla latte is a three-bean soup.

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          soy vanilla latte

          I am vanilla latte

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          This is the best one.

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          Only if they use actual vanilla and not a cheap chemical replica

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          Lasagna is a casserole.

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            Chicago deep dish pizza is just lasagna.

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              Really stewy lasagna… Gross! Thanks!

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          It’s not thick or chunky enough. It might be a broth.

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      and I cut them diagonally just because that’s not how a sub should be cut

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        subs are exploding weapons of mass mustard.

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        But a sub is just a sandwich.

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          sandwiches that get cut horizontally

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            Depends on the sandwich orientation when cutting. If you lay the sandwich side to side then cutting across the short length is vertical. Laying the sandwich so it’s point away from you would make that cut horizontal.

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              nah, horizontal means perpendicular to the main axis. there’s only one main axis for a sub. and roll doesn’t matter

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    I don’t like 99% of bread. Bread sucks. Rice and noodles are way better starches. Fight me.

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        I’ll keep these hot takes coming yo. I went to europe because people keep raving aboot bread in europe and people say Toronto has bad bread or something but neither I nor my partner could taste much of a difference when comparing breads from actual bakeries.

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          Same with us Americans, they think we all eat wonderbread with every meal

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        German bread can be really good, but a lot of German bread kinda sucks. Especially anything that comes pre-sliced in a plastic bag.

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      Better starch? Thats a fine opinion. Bread sucks?! Gimme yo location dukes up bitch

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        I order thin crust pizza because it has less bread. I treat bread as a vehicle for food and nothing else.

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      Noodles suck they fall off my chopsticks making me look like a fool!

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        Skill issue.

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        Cut them up and eat it with a spoon

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      Ramen is good on bread. Even better in a wrap. The non-soup kind works best for this.

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