I would trust him to design a cleaner to get the jizz stains out of the upholstery of the chair in my masturbatorium. I’d also hire him to do it. Under the table and at sub par wages of course. Then, before I paid him, I’d put some sweet baby rays on my balls and see it he wants some real genuine ballskin. And of course he would which would give me the perfect opportunity to extol the Roman Empire and regale him with tales of real men and masculinity. Sweet baby rays baby!
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chemicalprophet@slrpnk.netto Games@lemmy.world•Nintendo reserves the right to brick your console following "unauthorised use", in bid to prevent piracyEnglish111·20 days agoFuck tinendo.
chemicalprophet@slrpnk.netto memes@lemmy.world•Traditional Family Values are back on the MenuEnglish14·3 months agoReal pack of twits there… The willing participants of course, not the victims.
chemicalprophet@slrpnk.netto Fediverse@lemmy.world•Proton has stopped using their Mastodon accountEnglish291·3 months agoSus af
chemicalprophet@slrpnk.netto Technology@lemmy.world•Why was there a pro-Hitler, Holocaust-denying ad on X?English17·4 months agoWhy is water wet?
chemicalprophet@slrpnk.netto memes@lemmy.world•Crash tests didn't prepare for thisEnglish7·4 months agoOk, I’m hard, now what?
chemicalprophet@slrpnk.netto Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Laws only matter if you're not rich.English2·4 months agoSuck my Schwartz.
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