balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoWhat even is money at this pointlemmy.zipimagemessage-square117linkfedilinkarrow-up1743arrow-down16
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minus-squareCubitOom@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36arrow-down4·1 month agoI use this simple formula: Fisrt count the number of years Trump is in office, then multiply that by 0.5. Now multiply that by the price you would normally guess the cost to be. So if Trump is in office for 5 years, and you think something should cost $20 it turns out to be: (5*0.5)(20)=50 Making that thing that should only cost $20 actually cost $50
minus-squarebalderdash@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·1 month agoHow does this formula account for the fact that I can’t do math? Bet you didn’t think of that.
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 month agoIn this case everything costs 50 unless it costs 100! Ez pz
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month ago 100 Meet Zoidberg, homeowner! 100! Oh…
minus-squareBrickhead92@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoYou could be lucky and that the $50 thing in a 2 for the price of one sale, then it’s only gonna be $79.95
I use this simple formula:
Fisrt count the number of years Trump is in office, then multiply that by 0.5. Now multiply that by the price you would normally guess the cost to be.
So if Trump is in office for 5 years, and you think something should cost $20 it turns out to be:
Making that thing that should only cost $20 actually cost $50
How does this formula account for the fact that I can’t do math? Bet you didn’t think of that.
In this case everything costs 50 unless it costs 100! Ez pz
Meet Zoidberg, homeowner!
Oh…
You could be lucky and that the $50 thing in a 2 for the price of one sale, then it’s only gonna be $79.95