Just use the tele-porter, it fixes everything… except when it doesn’t.
I prefer when they wave a light over me.
If the magic light isn’t available then I opt for one of Phlox’s frankencreature treatments.
You get a bat-leach! and you get a bat-leach! And you give me your Batleth and I’ll give you a bat-leach! Bat-Leaches for everyone!
This is why everyone disliked Phlox’s medical prowess. It worked but at what cost?
Crushed hand in equipment? Inaprovaline.
Gastric discomfort? Inaprovaline.
Clinically dead? Believe it or not, Inaprovaline.
We have the best patients, thanks to Inaprovaline
I mean that is kind of like saying doctors go to is medicine since the hypospray is just the syringe.
Yes, but usually* doctors will at least say what kind of shot they’re giving (and if you’re lucky, tell you why).
~* I guess there’s a non-zero possibility of it not always being the case.~
In the good old days, the doctor would make you lay on a weird electric bed and a creepy “thrum-thrum” noise would keep track of your heartbeat.
Having come off a rewatch, they leaned hard on that biobed.
