It’s such a bummer when you adopt a new spouse and it turns out they’re not litter trained.

20 quatloos on the newcomer!

Fig 1, geniuses at work:

Run for it Lemmy!

Or The Muppet Movie!

yyyyyeeeeeEEEESSSSSS!

Phew, Roller Cooter still safe.

And moral paranoia!

Depends. What takes up a stall for longer, a good fuck or a good shit?

Not my all-time fav, but I like it a lot and it’s kinda slept-on: Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon: Shadow Wars for the 3DS. It’s got a lot in common with X-COM – heck, Julian Gollop was even the producer on it.

Ut oh, bad news, fellas…

I’ve heard every excuse, from making sure people aren’t doing drugs, jerking off, or having sex in there. The assumption being that if people are given total privacy they’ll be up to “no good” in the bathroom stall. I don’t know if any of that is true, but I once went to the men’s room at a big-city library, and discovered the stall walls were only 4 feet tall. (If that was meant to prevent drug use it wasn’t working, there were a couple dudes in there doing the fenty lean, but I didn’t see anybody fucking, at least.)

Sorry, best I can do is Seven of Swords:

(WTF am I going to do with all these things?)

You are what you eat, pal!

Master: “I use Turn Undead.”

DM: *rolls WIS saving throws for all undead within 30 feet of the master*

“Master, what do I do? What do I do?”

“Eat your rice. Wash your bowl.”

–Zen parable

🎶 Boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma
Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma
Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma 🎶

Dashing!