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minus-squareBatman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·1 month agoAccording to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone
minus-squareOxysis/Oxy@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoWell by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone
minus-squareBremboTheFourth@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoDepends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it’s right side up it’s a lasagna
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoDoesn’t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?
minus-squareBremboTheFourth@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoFlour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoSo then all sandwiches are a lasagna?
minus-square🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoNo no, a lasagna needs 3 layers of starches. So like, a burger is a sandwich, but a Big Mac is a lasagna
minus-squareTja@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·30 days agotakes notes So we know that a hotdog is a taco, but what are burritos?
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·29 days agoBut don’t those have to be fried, like a chimichanga?
minus-squareBremboTheFourth@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoOr perhaps all lasagnas are ssndwiches
According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone
Well by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone
Welcome to the low-cal calzone zone.
QED
Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it’s right side up it’s a lasagna
Doesn’t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?
Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me
So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?
No no, a lasagna needs 3 layers of starches. So like, a burger is a sandwich, but a Big Mac is a lasagna
takes notes
So we know that a hotdog is a taco, but what are burritos?
Dumplings.
But don’t those have to be fried, like a chimichanga?
Ravioli
Or perhaps all lasagnas are ssndwiches