Who needs to brush your teeth anyways? I’m sure this Woodford Reserve will keep my mouth disinfected .
I only consume foods that contain high amount of PFAS to grow a protection layer around my teeth
Can’t become a leader if you’re not willing to consume lead.
teflon coated teeth actually goes hard
chemically inert, slippery to bacteria and food remains, always white
Sounds like something you’d hear at one of those World’s Fair type expositions from the mid 1900s. “Chemically inert, and easy to apply at home!”
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Has something similar with Bacardi 151 back when I was in college. Me and two friends were playing cards and drinking, losers take a shot. We went through a huge bottle in like 30 mins. I was just utterly blasted, I’d never drink so much in my life. Thought I might die of alcohol poisoning.
I stayed completely sober for like 5 years after that, and some 20 years later I still rarely drink.
It’s a different time now, chop chop! Tell us another tale!
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I wish this didn’t hit so close to home.
Cut the toxic people out of your life
This is why I love my drug dealer. No judgement from them.
You know, random ass thought…
NSFW
If something so simple as sitting wrong can have a lasting negative impact, I’m pretty sure most people don’t masturbate right according to the experts.
Just eat raw liver what could happen
Alcoholism da na na na na
The Predator will make all that irrelevant soon enough.
Insurance guy: you’re always wonderful you know?
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.
We stan a supportive King.
