Just one more for those who said “Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one” or “Oh don’t worry, I’m not going to forget you’re gay. I’ve seen your posts.”
Rainbows on July 1st? How dare you sir; corporate America taught me that those are only allowed when you’re trying to sell branded crap in June.
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ok 😉
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don’t got one :P
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Right here? In front of my Canada day?
He’s holding it upside down
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There’s no cord! Without it’s curly whirly umbilical cord how will it survive on it’s own?
I’d be interested in a status update as the days go by- how many tubesteaks do you receive
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God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami
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waIT WHAT
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oh. MORE WANGS PEOPLE. FLING THE SLING
Skin flutes in…3…2…1…
Don’t worry, I fix
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Stamets publicly acknowledging me? I can feel my Lemmy clout growing!
Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.
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I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You’re incredible.
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🐓
🍆 The audio was deleted?
…wade in and look you in the eye and say “This. Feels. Right.”…
Superb, absolutely superb.
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THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily
thx bro
i’ll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock
Thanks bro.
Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that
Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.
Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I’ll message you.
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:Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.
Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.
Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.
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